Old age is a woman's hell

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

All diseases run into one, old age.

A sensible woman should be guided by her head when taking a husband, and by her heart when taking a lover.