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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
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OGDEN NASH Oh, what a tangled web we weave...when first we practice to deceive.
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SIR WALTER SCOTT Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
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DON HEROLD Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
SIR WALTER SCOTT Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive
WALTER SCOTT Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive!
SIR WALTER SCOTT Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive! - Marmion.
SIR WALTER SCOTT Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
SIR WALTER SCOTT O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive!
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