Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

When a man wants to murder a tiger, he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him, he calls it ferocity. The distinction between crime and justice is no greater.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.