Oh... that darn horse. Is he going to be on the field? I ought to make Bobby ride him. Well, when I first started to coach we played Army, and Army used to have a mule, and that thing would go up and down the sideline. You know, they are not house trained, and neither are horses. And I stepped in something that the mule dropped.

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