Oh! Thanks for the public service announcement about what not to do in college, Mr. Eighteen-year-old-frat-boy-with-eleventy-billion-'serious'-girlfriends-under-his-belt! <br /><br /><br />Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. <br /><br />You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy!<br /><br />I told you we're close!<br /><br />Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!<br /><br />You're a bitch! <br /><br />Take. Me. Home. <br /><br />I'd love to, if you'd get in the fucking car!