Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.