Oh, my God. What is this.

We were expecting to come home to a mess, and we end up with all this.

Here we were supposed to be having fun, and my heart kept beating faster and faster every time I thought about what we had to come home to.

Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty / as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it.

To understand God's thoughts we must study statistics, for these are the measure of His purpose

God spoke to me and called me to His Service. What form this service was to take the voice did not say.