Oh, man, if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers, things would be easier.

One way I differ from my character, Coach Taylor, is that I never would have taken this faraway job without my wife's consent.

Oh heck yeah, I totally would love to have a Phantom Dennis in real life.

A real man doesn't stand behind his woman... He stands next to her

Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?