Oh, if I could but live another century and see the fruition of all the work for women! There is so much yet to be done.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

I'd like to work with Bjork if I could get in the studio with her. We could probably travel to a different planet, you know what I'm saying?

I love J. K. Rowling. If I could meet any person, I would meet her.

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.