Oh God! Give me patience to tolerate the stupidity of human beings and nuisance of mosquitoes.

Even though it was destined that he would have gas trouble that day, his prayer changed it all and instead of gas trouble in his belly, he had trouble in his gas stove.

He prays as he is offering protection money to God, so that he does not trouble him with his antics.

That enlightened person got a shock of his life, when the God asked him to go to another planet and make a fresh start from amoeba till he become enlightened again.

When a vulture is about to die it goes to city, similarly when one is destined to go bankrupt, one goes to share market.

The greatest embarrassment after being caught red-handed in the act is to accidentally poke someone on Facebook, you are snooping at.