Anne Lamott quote: "Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my side in bed, my stomach lies politely beside me, like a puppy."

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother T...
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I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets us where we are but does not le...
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I am going to try to pay attention to the spring. I am going to look around at all the flowers, and ...
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I am going to notice the lights of the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars, the lights of our ...
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For me, Jesus is my cleft in the rock. He is my safest friend, my safe totally loving accepting big ...
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The whistle is always waiting to be blown, and in some ways, it gets me to do better work.
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Being on a book tour is like being on the seesaw when you're a little kid. The excitement is in ...
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No one is more sentimentalized in America than mothers on Mother's Day, but no one is more often...
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You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the ...
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I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist u...
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Then the singing enveloped me. It was furry and resonant, coming from everyone's very heart. There w...
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Teenagers who do not go to church are adored by God, but they don't get to meet some of the people w...
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The opposite of faith is not doubt, but certainty. Certainty is missing the point entirely. Faith in...
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It turned out this man worked for the Dalai Lama. And she said gently-that they believe when a lot o...
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When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats forth and o...
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A hundred years from now? All new people.
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Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention without having to...
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Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, t...
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I've written six novels and four pieces of nonfiction, so I don't really have a genre these days.
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You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all...
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[Lamott is an unstoppable storyteller, whether writing about church-going with a sullen adolescent o...
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We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict unwanted children on ...
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You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly abo...
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When we're dealing with the people in our family - no matter how annoying or gross they may be, ...
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Sometimes I think God loves the ones who most desperately ache and are most desperately lost - his o...
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I accidentally forgot to graduate from college.
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I loved every second of Catholic church. I loved the sickly sweet rotting-pomegranate smells of the ...
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If you don't die of thirst, there are blessings in the desert. You can be pulled into limitlessn...
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Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they ...
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My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
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There is nothing as sweet as a comeback, when you are down and out, about to lose, and out of time.
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Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire mon...
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Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, t...
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Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace...
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We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it...
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The earth is rocky and full of roots; it's clay, and it seems doomed and polluted, but you dig l...
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Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor.
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My mother was a not-too-devoted atheist. She went to Episcopal church on Christmas Eve every year, a...
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Thirty years ago my older brother, who was ten years old at the time, was trying to get a report wri...
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The women's movement burst forth when I was fifteen. That was when I began to believe that life ...
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Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.
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Remember that you own what happened to you. If your childhood was less than ideal, you may have been...
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No" is a complete sentence.
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I didn't need to understand the hypostatic unity of the Trinity; I just needed to turn my life over ...
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I am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to hav...
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My mother might find a thin gold chain at the back of a drawer, wadded into an impossibly tight knot...
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I was raised in a family where none of us ever raised a voice, so there was no room to express feeli...
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It was simple reality - most competitive tennis players in my day were privileged, spoiled, entitled...
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The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazin...
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Most marriages are a mess, and the children get caught between two bitter, antagonistic parents. My ...
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The Giants are usually described as rag tag, kind of a great garage sale team, and the Democrats are...
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I'm drawn to almost any piece of writing with the words 'divine love' and 'impeachme...
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I think Jesus is divine love manifest on Earth, as it comes through the community of Christians.
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Age has given me the gift of me; it just gave me what I was always longing for, which was to get to ...
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I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the...
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Your experiences will be yours alone. But truth and best friendship will rarely if ever disappoint y...
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I wish I had thrown out the bathroom scale at age 16. Weighing yourself every morning is like waking...
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A whole lot of us believers, of all different religions, are ready to turn back the tide of madness ...
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Usually if you pray from the heart, you get an answer—the phone rings or the mail comes, and light...
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You will lose someone you can’t live without,and your heart will be badly broken, and the bad news...
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus wan...
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I woke up full of hate and fear the day before the most recent peace march in San Francisco. This wa...
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I've heard that our greatest cross to carry is ourselves - how gravely we fall short.
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Most of me was glad when my mother died. She was a handful, but not in a cute, festive way. More in ...
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I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really f...
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I don't have very sophisticated taste in music. I listen to a lot of folk music. I like reggae.
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I've heard people say that God is the gift of desperation, and there's a lot to be said for ...
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No one tells you that your life is effectively over when you have a child: that you're never goi...
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My mother's eyes were large and brown, like my son's, but unlike Sam's, they were always...
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I have a lot of faith. But I am also afraid a lot, and have no real certainty about anything. I reme...
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My parents, and librarians along the way, taught me about the space between words; about the margins...
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My coming to faith did not start with a leap but rather a series of staggers from what seemed like o...
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For some of us, books are as important as almost anything else on earth. What a miracle it is that o...
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There's a lovely Hasidic story of a rabbi who always told his people that if they studied the Torah,...
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We all know we're going to die; what's important is the kind of men and women we are in the face of ...
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All the older people who are thriving have stayed physically active — there are exceptions, and ev...
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I would seriously rather be in a long line at the DMV than eat with people I don't know.
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Forgiveness is giving up all hope of having had a better past.
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A writer paradoxically seeks the truth and tells lies every step of the way.
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I wish grace and healing were more abracadabra kind of things. Also, that delicate silver bells woul...
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But you can’t get to any of these truths by sitting in a field smiling beatifically, avoiding your...
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Writing and reading decrease our sense of isolation. They deepen and widen and expand our sense of l...
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And I felt like my heart had been so thoroughly and irreparably broken that there could be no real j...
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If you are a writer, or want to be a writer, this is how you spend your days--listening, observing, ...
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Toni Morrison said, "The function of freedom is to free someone else," and if you are no longer wrac...
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My gratitude for good writing is unbounded; I’m grateful for it the way I’m grateful for the oce...
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[S]he believed that the Buddhists were right–that if you want, you will suffer; if you love, you w...
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If something inside of you is real, we will probably find it interesting, and it will probably be un...
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I think joy and sweetness and affection are a spiritual path. We're here to know God, to love and se...
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Why couldn't Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to...
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I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'
Oh, Rae. Who hasn...
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Joy is the best makeup.
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I am all the ages I've ever been.
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Laughter is carbonated holiness.
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It's good to do uncomfortable things. It's weight training for life.
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Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there s...
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The depth of the feeling continued to surprise and threaten me, but each time it hit again and I bor...
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It's funny: I always imagined when I was a kid that adults had some kind of inner toolbox full of sh...
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Becoming a writer is about becoming conscious. When you're conscious and writing from a place of ins...
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I know some very great writers, writers you love who write beautifully and have made a great deal of...
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Nothing heals us like letting people know our scariest parts: When people listen to you cry and lame...
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All the older people who are thriving have stayed physically active there are exceptions, and eve...
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I'm kind of a gossip hound, but watching the media whip the small fires into giant forest fires ...
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One secret of life is that the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts o...
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... the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. [pp. 65...
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This is the most profound spiritual truth I know: that even when we're most sure that love can't con...
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I was raised by my parents to believe that you had a moral obligation to try and help save the world...
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I was terrified of death by the time I was three or four, actively if not lucidly. I had frequent ni...
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And as it turns out, if one person is praying for you, buckle up. Things can happen.
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I am not writing to try and convert people to fundamental Christianity. I am just trying to share my...
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We cheated, you and me, and someone noticed. I noticed you; someone else noticed me. It hurts us. Th...
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We're often ashamed of asking for so much help because it seems selfish or petty or narcissistic...
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If you don't believe in God, it may help to remember this great line of Geneen Roth's: that awarenes...
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You are lucky to be one of those people who wishes to build sand castles with words, who is willing ...
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Sometimes this human stuff is slimy and pathetic...but better to feel it and talk about it and walk ...
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The opposite of faith is not doubt, it’s certainty.
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I liked those ladies! They were helpers, and they danced.' These are the words I want on my gravesto...
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Your problem is how you are going to spend this one and precious life you have been issued. Whether ...
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So how on earth can I bring a child into the world, knowing that such sorrow lies ahead, that it is ...
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he gets this glinty Donald Trump look in his eyes, like in the old cartoons where someone gets a gre...
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They ask that we pray for their families, and for kinder leaders, and for the homeless, and people w...
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He said that when he sees little kids sitting in the backseat of cars, in those car seats that have ...
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When Sam’s having a hard time and being a total baby about the whole thing, I feel so much frustra...
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I heard an old man speak once, someone who had been sober for fifty years, a very prominent doctor. ...
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Peg came over with dinner tonight and told me about this dumb schmaltzy poem she heard someone read ...
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All these people keep waxing sentimental about how fabulously well I am doing as a mother, how compe...
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I have these secret pangs of shame about being single, like I wasn't good enough to get a husband. R...
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So Rita and I decided that the most subversive, revolutionary thing I could do was to show up for my...
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I cry intermittently, like a summer rain. I don't feel racked by the crying; in fact, it hydrates me...
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I guess he'll have to figure out someday that he is supposed to have this dark side, that it is part...
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...one of the worst things about being a parent, for me, is the self-discovery, the being face to fa...
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I think we're all pretty crazy on this bus. I'm not sure I know anyone who's got all the dots on his...
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I’m probably just as good a mother as the next repressed, obsessive-compulsive paranoiac.
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one thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any ...
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So how on earth can I bring a child into the world, knowing that such sorrow lies ahead, that it is ...
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Part of me loves and respects men so desperately, and part of me thinks they are so embarrassingly i...
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It is a violation of trust to use your kids as caulking for the cracks in you.
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One thing I know for sure about raising children is that every single day a kid needs discipline.......
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I realized I was going to get through this disappointing service, and anyway, you have to be somewhe...
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For twenty years I have ached to go back home, when there was nobody there to whom I could return.
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Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
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I know that sometimes these friends feel that they have been expelled from the ordinary world they l...
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Without using the word, everyone started forgiving each other again. Just like that, from the no of ...
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This is the most profound spiritual truth I know: that even when we're most sure that love can't con...
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And my fear of failure has been lifelong and deep. If you are what you do- and I think my parents ma...
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Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time wh...
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When you make friends with fear, it can’t rule you.
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There is nothing more touching to me then a family picture where everyone is trying to look his or h...
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I think that is why we stay close to our families, no matter how neurotic the members, how deeply an...
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I smiled back at her. I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because the...
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Grief, as I read somewhere once, is a lazy Susan. One day it is heavy and underwater, and the next d...
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I don’t know why life isn’t constructed to be seamless and safe, why we make such glaring mistak...
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Who was it who said that forgiveness is giving up all hope of having had a different past?
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Mine was a patchwork God, sewn together from bits of rag and ribbon, Eastern and Western, pagan and ...
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[Her] work taught me that you could be all the traditional feminine things -- a mother, a lover, a l...
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It's so awful, attacking your child. It's the worse thing I know, to shout loudly at this 50 lb. bei...
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The thing about light is that it really isn’t yours; it’s what you gather and shine back. And it...
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...music is about as physical as it gets: your essential rhythm is your heartbeat; your essential so...
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...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you.
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It is unearned love--the love that goes before, that greets us on the way. It's the help you receive...
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My heart was broken and my head was just barely inhabitable
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...because when people have seen you at their worst, you don't have to put on the mask as much.
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Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue
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During Advent, we have to sit in our own anxiety and funkiness long enough to know what a Promised L...
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We can see Spirit made visible when people are kind to one another, especially when it's a really bu...
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Faith includes noticing the mess, the emptiness and discomfort, and letting it be there until some l...
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Her purse was a weight, ballast; it tethered her to the earth as her mind floated away.
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... one of the immutable laws of being human is that the people who show up are the right people. [p...
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But you don't always get what you want;,you get what you get
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What you're looking for is already inside you. You've heard this before, but the holy thing inside y...
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If you haven't already, you will lose someone you can't live without, and your heart will be badly b...
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... everyone has come to understand that unconditional love is a reality, but with as shelf life of ...
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When we did art with the kids, the demons would lie down.
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Age has given me what I was looking for my entire life - it has given me me . It has provide...
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You want to protect your child from pain, and what you get instead is life, and grace; and though th...
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Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.
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Rest and laughter are the most spiritual and subversive acts of all. Laugh, rest, slow down.
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I'm here to be me, which is taking a great deal longer than I had hoped.
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This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lo...
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Certainty is missing the point entirely.
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Help" is a prayer that is always answered. It doesn't matter how you pray--with your head bowed in s...
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Forgiveness means it finally becomes unimportant that you hit back. You're done. It doesn't necessar...
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Hope is not about proving anything. It's about choosing to believe this one thing, that love is bigg...
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A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
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Underneath all things means that beneath the floorboards, in the depths, in the spaces between the p...
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These are the words I want on my gravestone: that I was a helper, and that I danced."

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I still encourage anyone who feels at all compelled to write to do so. I just try to warn people who...
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But how?" my students ask. "How do you actually do it?"
You sit down, I say. You try to sit do...
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I do not understand the mystery of grace -- only that it meets us where we are and does not leave us...
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Your problem is how you are going to spend this one odd and precious life you have been issued. Whet...
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I got a lot of things that society had promised would make me whole and fulfilled - all the things t...
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I didn't write about my mother much in the third year after she died. I was still trying to get ...
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I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the ...
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When I was a kid, our family used to watch 'Bonanza.' I really liked having a Sunday night T...
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I used to love to untangle chains when I was a child. I had thin, busy fingers, and I never gave up....
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A good marriage is supposed to be one where each spouse secretly thinks he or she got the better dea...
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See how the fearful chandelier Trembles above you Each time you open your mouth To sing. Sing. —DO...
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After a while the middle-aged person who lives in her head begins to talk to her soul, the kid.
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Perfectionism means that you try not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clutter and mess show us...
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Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my side in bed, my stomach lies politely beside me, like a puppy.

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