Of two evils, choose the prettier

Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive.

To make a library it takes two volumes And a fire. Two volumes and a fire, And interest. The interest alone will do If logs are few.

A guilty conscience is the mother of invention

Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife; This simple boon I beg of Fate - A thousand years of Middle Life

We are not the barbecue police. We are not in charge of security.