Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?

Man up before I beat you with my peace prize!"
-Switzerland

The Japanese are easily influenced,
Italian's are infectious,
And German's are German's wherever they go.

Long hair will send you to hell!

It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.

In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.