Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?
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DELBERT TEILLE God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the...
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God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
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SHANE J VAN DER VELDE If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Har...
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I don't care if Santa Claus is the coach as long as we win.
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Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
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ANDREW BARRETT June and John were the folks who invited Santa and Mrs. Claus to the concert.
DORA MURRAY The only reason you'd want to own it is if you believe in Santa Claus.
JAMES FENKNER We're set for the Santa Catalina. He's here, he loves this track, so why leave?
DAN HENDRICKS We've had so much fun, and we can't thank Santa Barbara enough for welcoming us.
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JON STEWART I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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BRANDON SANDERSON If in barbed wire things can bloom, why couldn't I? I will not die, I will not die.
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So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list? 
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We sta... 
Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I ... 
I think we've taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don't stop and think about Jesus or... 
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. 
The real Santa Claus is at the mall. 
If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents. 
On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot... 
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat 
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. 
I don't care if Santa Claus is the coach as long as we win. 
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. 
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to s... 
On Christmas morning, my Mam and Dad were downstairs shouting to me to look out the window. 
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. 
1. Santa Claus is real. However, your parents are folkloric constructs meant to protect and foritfy ... 
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! 
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. 
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. 
The market is reacting to speculation over a Santa Claus rally that didn't happen. So players are go... 
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we ... 
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate ... 
Growing up in northern California has had a big influence on my love and respect for the outdoors. W... 
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. 
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. 
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. 
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something ... 
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a... 
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like gr... 
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year 
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. 
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. 
The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people. 
Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual... 
All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it,... 
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he a... 
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-y... 
It had been like discovering that Santa Claus was secretly a Nazi. 
The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we're doing or t... 
Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... 
8. Santa Claus is concerned about the problem of Arctic ice. The ice is the spouse of the elves, and... 
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rath... 
I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus. No matter what I sa... 
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Don't worry, I can hander it! 
If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass! 