Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

A bee is two and half centimeters long with a brain the size of a large peppercorn. Yet they can fly 10 kilometers (6.2 miles) away from the hive to forage and then make a straight line home. How do they do that?

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!