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Of all the times you get a wrong number or a prank call, I was wishing it was a prank.


Jerry Nelson

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I think it's premature at this point in time to call it a prank or a hoax.
CARLOS ALVAREZ We couldn't believe it. We thought it was a prank at first.
ALLEN PERRY This was an idiotic prank by a student, and it ended really quickly.
JACK GILLEN It was a prank bracket. That person also had Monmouth in the Final Four.
WILL LEITCH We went in the house and cleared it, and found nothing. It was a prank.
MAJ. CARLOS RAINES At first I was trying to think, 'This guy is pulling a prank on us.
ALICIA MCCASLIN I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle...
JAMES BROLIN They don't see anything wrong with it because they see it as a prank. It's more unacceptable to do i...
CHERIE GEIDE We called him and he didn't seem to be shocked about the box and said it was a prank.
ANGELA BOZORTH I thought it was a prank. There is no way six different major labels trying to reach out to me. But ...
RUTH B [Blackwell said more arrests are expected.] This is very serious business, ... It is not a prank. We...
PETE WILSON Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.
ANNA KENDRICK They may have thought this was a prank, but it was felony theft, ... This was a piece of art work va...
DONALD MILLER This is a prank where no harm was intended or caused. This should be handled administratively and no...
BRYAN WILLIAMS Ulysses, obviously. It was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall ...
ORSON SCOTT CARD Orion:“Where shall I shoot him?”
Eros grinned. “Considering he won’t even feel the arro...
TINA FOLSOM A few girls would be catty and say that my voice sounded really high, and I sang like a chipmunk, I ...
CASSADEE POPE If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o...
DEYTH BANGER Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ...
CHRISTINA ENGELA You can't be happy, you was prank again and again and you was just in a trap nothing else. That wasn...
DEYTH BANGER He admitted this was stupid. It's a very serious offense. I wouldn't consider it a prank. ... It cou...
DENNIS MILLER You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES Alan Funt was the first hidden-camera magician. It was the playful nature of the way he worked that ...
MICHAEL CARBONARO There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again a...
ANDREW HUSSIE It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love...
CHRISETTE MICHELE It might be some neighborhood kids, ... [But] even if it's a prank, we're going to take it very seri...
GREG VAUGHN I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no.
TRACY MORGAN Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE It's sort of an informal kind of prank the members have with one another.
STEVE BROWN Chris, listen to me, put down the gun and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank.
FRED WILLARD She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid t...
J. J. ABRAMS I have been able to stay clear of the Harry Connick, Jr. prank show but have seen the wrath.
AUSTIN STOWELL When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w...
A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s...
CARTER CROCKER Kids may think this is a prank, but we are taking this very seriously. This is a serious violation o...
JACKIE JOHNSON I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.
"No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces...
SUZANNE COLLINS Something hit the floor with a crack. Nate turned and looked down to see his cell phone on the floor...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG The other four houses yielded jewelry, wallets, credit cards, laptops, iPads and Kindles, even a cou...
ORSON SCOTT CARD A lot of people have experimented with hidden cameras and magic before. What I do, which I think is ...
MICHAEL CARBONARO I thought it was great, I loved it. It takes a lot of the pressure off. You don't get so angry if yo...
JAMEA JACKSON To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ...
GARY F EVANS... You prank me
…

You fuck with me
…

You screw me up

…...
DEYTH BANGER In true education, anything that comes to our hand is as good as a book: the prank of a page- boy, t...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE In true education, anything that comes to our hand is as good as a book: the prank of a page- boy, t...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
C LIONG A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault...
ANUJ SOMANY The school year progressed slowly. I felt as if I had been in the sixth grade for years, yet it was ...
LUCY GREALY The value of a consultant;An outsider can see what an insider cannot see or has decided to ignore.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand...
GARY F EVANS... The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the...
ANUJ SOMANY Walking the rugged trail of the unknown destiny can be filled with walls crashing and cracks on the ...
GARY F EVANS... It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w...
GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ...
GARY F EVANS... I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape an...
ARTHUR GOLDEN كنت أصمت أذعن لمصيري. أحمل دميتي,أنزع ملابسها, أشد شعره�...
مليكة مستظرف The norm which the society at large has set today categorically is in the form of preventive measure...
HENRIETTA NEWTON MARTIN LEGAL CONSULTANT We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib...
C. JOYBELL C. I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge...
JON RONSON You silly," said Abdul, "those clouds don' mean nothing. I see'd them plenty a'ready. It was jus' co...
THEO ENGELA Nelson came up with a couple of big three-pointers to get us going. It was a back-and-forth game of ...
BILL VINCENT If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi...
JOAN POWERS Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?'
'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh...
A.A. MILNE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
JOHNNIE DENT JR. I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials an...
NICK KROLL There is some kind a stuck in the fuck, okay... let's cheat...proccessing......proccessing......proc...
DEYTH BANGER It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and t...
PAUL AUSTER I got a call this morning, and it was from Nancy Kerrigan, wishing me luck. She wished me luck and s...
MICHELLE KWAN Like a deep sad note
played beneath the ocean
waving through the orb
the memories of ...
PAWAN MISHRA I thought it was a bad call, but when people come up to you and say they thought the wrong call was ...
AL SEARS I crawled back to bed, knowing I was done for. Hours later, the phone in our room started ringing. I...
PAUL MERSON We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. “Trent, it’s time to get home before your pare...
AMANDA KELLY ...a woman's voice said, "if you've reached this message and you weren't trying to contact Regin the...
KRESLEY COLE I already have a plan." Celie said, raising her hand as she would with her tutor.
"Do you?" Rol...
JESSICA DAY GEORGE mostly we've had to found ways to amuse ourselves."
"Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?"
DEREK LANDY It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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JERRY LEWIS I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST Where Cezanne captured and intensified shards of the eternal (every pear far more sharply defined th...
JERRY SALTZ From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was ...
JERRY LEWIS You need lofty goals. Then cement it with a great work ethic.
JERRY WEST All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making ...
JERRY SPRINGER The idea of getting old is horrific, but I don't want to make it worse by becoming a grotesque c...
JERRY HALL I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' th...
JERRY LEWIS It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
JERRY SPRINGER If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord&#...
JERRY FALWELL I'm really looking forward to the Hall of Fame ceremonies. It's going to be unbelievable - j...
JERRY RICE The new album is a childhood dream come true. Got to sing with Ronnie Spector, got to cover a bunch ...
JERRY ONLY Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cra...
JERRY SEINFELD Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even ca...
JERRY SEINFELD College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful atmosphere of a college campus.
JERRY KRAMER Megacollectors suppose they can enter art history by spending astronomical amounts.
JERRY SALTZ I always assumed the Department of Agriculture was the farmer and rancher's friend.
JERRY MORAN So once I thought of the villain with a sense of humor, I began to think of a name and the name &quo...
JERRY ROBINSON So, I'm thinking of a name for a villain that has a sense of humor. I thought of 'The Joker&...
JERRY ROBINSON My job is not babysitting people; my job is focusing on making the best band I possibly can.
JERRY ONLY The young man who's had the Guggenheim fortune behind him all his life - he can hire all the aut...
JERRY LEWIS As I made my way through 'On Line,' the austere, stridently dogmatic, sometimes revelatory e...
JERRY SALTZ You come to our stadium and look at the aura of 100,000 people. You look up there and see an Army ta...
JERRY JONES