Obviously with the yards and stuff he's done this year, not too many teams have been successful against him. I think you have to mix it up on him and make sure you have people near him all the time.
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Related I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it. DEYTH BANGER God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE Why be greedy when you can have it all. ANTHONY T. HINCKS You know, why don't you take him off all this stuff you have him hopped up on, all this garbage ... MORGAN SPURLOCK I told him to get ready to be successful up here because we'll get him the ball, ... When you got a ... HENRY BURRIS Every time I have [played against France], I have played inside centre. But still, because he is the... MATT GITEAU I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES They've been facing double-teams all year. Teams have been loading up the box against us and looking... SCOTT REED It's impossible to predict a rehab. We want him as soon as possible, but you can't rush him. You hav... DUSTY BAKER Novak is a very good player. I think it will a very nice match. I know which game I have to play aga... ILIA BOZOLJAC Tanner Stone was way too sure of himself. Too many women had been letting him have it all his own wa... AMY ANDREWS I know we didn't like him a whole bunch when we played against him in Minnesota, (him) stepping on b... AARON ROWAND I think the main thing with him was just not to give him any easy baskets. He's a scorer, but you ha... BROCK REICHNER At the end of the year, if you have a guy who scores 20 touchdowns, gains 1,500 yards, goes to the P... MIKE HOLMGREN If he stays the course with it, obviously he'd be thrown into the mix. But again, time will tell. Le... CLINT HURDLE I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM I love that child to death. It kills me every day that I don't have him. MARK CAMPBELL It was really one man with one vision -- BJ -- and not many people believed him, but now we have don... DIETER KIRSCH It was really one man with one vision - B.J. - and not many people believed him, but now we have don... DIETER KIRSCH I have told Derek we will see him on Monday because I want him to make sure he gives it plenty of th... TONY MOWBRAY I told him to hit one out, ... I told him to relax, make sure you stay on the ball and track it. He ... CHARLIE MANUEL Really, when all is over and done with, people will judge a quarterback by wins and losses. That's t... GREG KNAPP I've seen him waver on too many issues to think he'd make a good leader. You can't have a leader who... SCOTT NELSON I have believed him each time before, and I really believe him this time. I think he's done, by the ... EDIE FALCO I think as a player, you look at it the opposite way, too. You say, 'I wouldn't have been a part of ... ANN STROTHER Do you sometimes think, if I could just see Christ. If I could meet him. If I could talk to him pers... SOURCE UNKNOWN It is too risky to have a substitute like him. You never know what he is up to next. We have advised... ASIF BAJWA Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ... REBECCA HALL I think he has been better than I could have hoped at this stage. Every time he gets on the ice, you... DON MALONEY If you make decent pitches to him, you give him respect because you know he'll swing at anything. Yo... JAMIE MOYER If you knew Val like we know him in the organization, you wouldn't be terribly surprised that he's p... TERRY CROWLEY Any time you have Victor on the court, it's beneficial. We are still working him back into the mix. GRANT WEAVER It's kind of funny. I was joking with Hines about that. I told him it's the consolation prize for us... CASEY HAMPTON This year we will be successful again, and we'll have the opportunity to pick it up another level. W... DESMOND STAHL There's not too many people that have been actually able to beat him the last two years or so, LLEYTON HEWITT Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w... KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE Tony (Queen) and Ray (String) did a phenomenal job defensively on Hurtado. We executed our game plan... JOE AIELLO The machine demanded access codes. As he entered the first, a faint whispering sound startled him, c... CHRISTINA ENGELA I ran up to him and put my arms around him and said, 'Darling, where have you been all my life?' Eve... MARCI MAYNES Any time I take the mound against him, Alex is a dangerous hitter. This was not the first time he go... BARTOLO COLON I don't expect anything less. If I have an opportunity to go up against him one-on-one, you best bel... TORRY HOLT Clover did a great job. They wear you down, they go for 4 yards, then 3 yards then 4 yards and they ... GREG TAYLOR You can't dwell on what might have been...and it's not fair to condemn him for something he hasn't d... WENDELIN VAN DRAANEN I would love to have been Elvis's nutritionist. I think we really could have done wonders with him. CHRIS ROSENBLOOM John Kennedy has worked with the pack this week. He has not done any contact stuff but he has been w... GORDON STRACHAN In his case, because of the lack of innings, I think it might help him. I don't think it will hurt h... BUDDY BELL I think the big thing about Chuck is he has done this all behind the scenes with very little fanfare... DAVE LOOS It was the first time people saw him really mixing it up and he handled it well. But the party doesn... JENNIFER PALMIERI Allen's numbers are high, and you're going to need a huge amount of money to make a case against him... BOB ROBERTS I always told him that to be the best, you have to make sure you do the extras. LOU RUGGIRELLO If he's not in, the thing rolls on. But hopefully we'll have him. With Randy, we have our plays ever... KERRY COLLINS You'd have to say all of them, but Barry Sanders was special. I remember the one highlight film agai... BRYANT YOUNG We're going to approach him like we always have, as if he's been playing all season. This guy's one ... BRUCE BOCHY There is always something left to love. And if you ain't learned that, you ain't learned nothing. Ha... LORRAINE HANSBERRY Why prove to a man he is wrong? Is that going to make him like you? Why not let him save face? He di... DALE CARNEGIE We practiced most of two-a-days without him. It would have been worse if he would have practiced thi... BRENT VENABLES You kind of have to make him look scary. ... If you just had a nice guy smiling with a bomb on him, ... ROB ROGERS If you make decent pitches to him, you give him respect because you know he'll swing at anythin... JAMIE MOYER He'll be the heart of our lineup offensively, but I'm moving him around and will have him play some ... JEFF TODD It was told to me, it was in a manner forced on me by the very person herself whose prior engagement... JANE AUSTEN You have to make sure you stick with your guys. He doesn't want to lose you, and you don't want to l... GREG ROSE I wish I could have played because I think they could have used me, but I've been saying that all ye... REGGIE EVANS Everything we have been doing is certainly not too hard for him to comprehend, ... What is going to ... MARK RICHT You win football games by stopping the run and 1,800 yards this year is definitely a priority for us... AL WALLACE Yeah, he looks pretty good, ... He's big, fast, but I've seen people stop him. Georgia Tech did a pr... DUANE BROWN If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him. If you are far from the enemy,... SUN-TZU Then you shouldn’t be worried about him being with me. You can have him back when I’m done with ... COLLEEN CHEN Ain't too many 14-year-olds that come and tell you they want to play big-time college football. I ne... MICHAEL SMITH They have a great quarterback. He reads defenses well and gets rid of it in a hurry. We're not going... BERNARD DAVIS … Your father, for instance, don’t you think he would have done three times as much work if it h... MARTHE TROLY-CURTIN It's not a big surprise with all the things that happened around midseason with him talking about ow... AUBREY HUFF With the unbalanced schedule, over a third of our at-bats are against these teams so it's important ... MICHAEL YOUNG We gave him open looks with so many opportunities, whether it was guarding him too much full-court, ... AARON MEYER In one sense, it was an easy decision to make because you have a good racehorse who is about to pull... GIL REYES I told him, 'Ali, this is a time when the world is saying thank you for what you have done and sacri... HOWARD BINGHAM He got down on himself and so the biggest thing I think I had to do with him was convince him that w... BILLY BAKER Obviously, we didn't do very well with the big boy last year. We're certainly going to have more emp... MATT FINE [Knowing what everyone is good at helps him hire, promote, and assemble teams in the 74-person firm ... JOSEPH WISE Coming up against Andy next isn't going to be easy. I shook hands with him after I beat him last yea... DANE REYNOLDS If you find that somebody is not grateful for all that you have done for him, then do not get disapp... HAZRAT ALI You just have to play and know that winning beats the alternative. I expect to be in the mix every y... JASON TUGGLE (James) brings a lot of leadership to the team. Offensively, you don't have to do a lot to get him a... GREG CARTER Since halfway through last year this guy has probably been the best pitcher in the major leagues. I ... PAUL KONERKO I think our league matches up very well. Typically the teams coming out of here have been fairly suc... DAN RUCKER When you pick up somebody like this in a desperate time and have him come through the way he has, I ... BRUCE BOCHY Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA I think teams have done a good job of defending him a little better. And he's not Superman. He's hum... MARK GOTTFRIED (Clemens) moves well. If we give him the chance, he will tuck the ball in and run. We have to make s... COPELAND BRYAN In talking to him, I didn't say you have to do this or that, you have to score so many points for us... DAVE WEBER Obviously, he didn't have a knuckleball like Wake has. This is the best that we've seen in this era ... JOHN FLAHERTY The Shelly he knew had tried too hard to be sexy. This woman didn’t bother with make-up or fixing ... MERYL SAWYER The games would have been difficult with Aaron and they will be more difficult without him for sure, LAWRIE SANCHEZ Beneatha: Love him? There is nothing left to love. Mama: There is always something left t... LORRAINE HANSBERRY When Willie's healthy we'll see how he's doing and the best guy gets the job. We're not going to rus... DARREN PERRY I see you and St. John have been quarrelling, Jane,' said Diana, 'during your walk on the moor. But ... CHARLOTTE BRONTë I will not judge a person to be spiritually dead whom I have judged formerly to have had spiritual l... JOHN OWEN I think it says a lot about him being unselfish and seeing the talent in Steven himself. It's good t... ADAM TIMMERMAN It's been awesome. Obviously, at the start, when I first met him and started to live with him, he's ... SIDNEY CROSBY To have with somebody relationship or to be friends or something, you must make him nerves to feel n... DEYTH BANGER
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Those are the guys who started this tradition and honor. WILL ALLEN Obviously you want to start, but if I don't start I still have to prepare like I'm a starter because... WILL ALLEN I didn't come here just to sit back, WILL ALLEN If you look at all the great safeties from past time, they always had a knack for making big plays. ... WILL ALLEN I was just thankful for the opportunity that the sack by Greg created. I knew once I picked up the b... WILL ALLEN Was I surprised? ... Of course I was surprised. Of course it was surprising. I'm a starter and I thi... WILL ALLEN Guys are always trying to rally each other when we fall behind or hit a tough spot in a game. It jus... WILL ALLEN I'm a corner, dog. Corners have a short memory, or I wouldn't be able to play out there. WILL ALLEN The ball was humming on a rope and it got to Horn before I could get to it, bottom line, ... I didn'... WILL ALLEN I don't get too focused on what (the coaches) are thinking, because if I do that, I can't focus on w... WILL ALLEN Obviously they're going to get the ball to him. But when they get the ball to him, make sure he does... WILL ALLEN When you get an opportunity, you've got to take advantage of it no matter if you're a starter or you... WILL ALLEN Moss is Moss, and everyone in the league knows what he's capable of because he's done it for so long... WILL ALLEN [Coach Tom Coughlin said Will Allen is still the starter at cornerback, despite the fact that rookie... WILL ALLEN We're trying to put things together here. Hopefully this is the beginning of something special. It's... WILL ALLEN I mean, Kurt Warner is Kurt Warner. You don't put a guy like that in this league and then he changes... WILL ALLEN Beating the Eagles is still beating the Eagles. WILL ALLEN It's fair to judge people on how many turnovers they have, but there's so many other things, too. No... WILL ALLEN I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f... WILL FERRELL I don't necessarily believe in organized religion. WILL SMITH I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood. WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait. WILL SMITH I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it. WILL SMITH In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet. WILL SMITH You can cry, ain't no shame in it. WILL SMITH I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly abo... WILL SMITH I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and ... WILL SMITH I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like ... WILL SMITH We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell,... WILL SMITH Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that. WILL SMITH I want the world to be better because I was here. WILL SMITH So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life. WILL SMITH Life is lived on the edge. WILL SMITH If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d... WILL SMITH The first step is you have to say that you can. WILL SMITH Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. WILL ROGERS There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin... WILL SMITH When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near. WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. WILL ROGERS I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD. WILL PACKER I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try... WILL SMITH Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice. WILL DURANT We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. WILL DURANT And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping... WILL SMITH Never let yesterday use up too much of today. WILL ROGERS I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some... WILL SELF I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o... WILL SMITH I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th... WILL SMITH It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul... WILL SMITH I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ... WILL POULTER It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent... WILL SELF One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern ner... WILL SELF The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan... WILL FERRELL I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t... WILL MCDONOUGH When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. WILL ROGERS One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And... WILL FERRELL I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th... WILL POULTER Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th... WILL POULTER My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia... WILL HOBBS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get... WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g... WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo... WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi... WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects. WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ... WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ... WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory. WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one. WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do... WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv... WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like. WILL ROGERS All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ... GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi... GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t... GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential. WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. WILL DURANT When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds WILL ROGERS To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell. WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate,
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WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t... WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people. WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human. WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s... WILL ROGERS The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q... WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ... WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite. WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. WILL ROGERS I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet... WILL CHAMPION Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon... WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. WILL ROGERS I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat. WILL POULTER Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red... WILL ADVISE I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o... WILL ADVISE In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein... WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start... WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ... WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce. WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders. WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part... WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried... WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ... WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics. WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes. WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s... WILL ROGERS Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an... GEORGE WILL I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el... WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers. WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ... WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron... GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o... WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual. GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet. GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i... WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an... WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea... WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand... WILL DURANT A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in. WILL ROGERS Education is the transmission of civilization. WILL DURANT There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance. WILL DURANT Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa... WILL SELF Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o... WILL ADVISE If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. WILL ROGERS Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the th... WILL SMITH There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. WILL ROGERS Too many people are buying things they can't afford, with money that they don't have... to impress p... WILL SMITH Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up. WILL ROGERS One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean. WILL ADVISE Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re... WILL SMITH America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. WILL FERRELL The greatest gift you can give anyone is your undivided attention... WILL SCHWALBE I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ... WILL ROGERS It is said that God gave us memory so we could have roses in winter. But it is also true that withou... GEORGE WILL The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. WILL ROGERS Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions. WILL DURANT Aristotle is famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood... WILL CUPPY The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than the... WILL DURANT She is so totally absorbed in a vocation -- both a gift and a mastering passion -- that she has no t... GEORGE WILL Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen... WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers. WILL ROGERS Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird... WILL STANTON Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. GEORGE WILL The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa... GEORGE WILL The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement. GEORGE WILL It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to r... WILL DURANT Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects. WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you. WILL ROGERS Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential. WILL CUPPY Perhaps our supercilious disgust with existence is a cover for a secret disgust with ourselves; we h... WILL DURANT Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir... WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w... WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ... WILL ROGERS Compared to them I WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up... WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C... WILL ROGERS As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise. GEORGE WILL My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. WILL ROGERS Never mind your happiness; do your duty. WILL DURANT Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. WILL ROGERS Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses than for property crimes GEORGE WILL Modern man's capacity for destruction is quixotic evidence of humanity's capacity for reconstruction... GEORGE WILL I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. WILL ROGERS Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee m... GEORGE WILL Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say foot... GEORGE WILL Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence. GEORGE WILL