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Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.


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DICK DURBIN I kept having chills. This was in the middle of the summer and I was wearing a sheepskin jacket and ...
DICK YORK Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about co...
DICK GREGORY I was raised in a working class family of Baptist faith, and I went to college on a church scholarsh...
DICK GEPHARDT For 20 years I've been screaming at these guitar companies, saying, 'It's abnormal to pu...
DICK DALE There was a casting couch in his office. His office was all in white. Behind the desk were his Oscar...
BERNARD DICK It's a resource for our students in our film courses. And when we do these series for the community,...
BERNARD DICK We have a very fine resource here.
BERNARD DICK I wanted a mix of 'B' films and first-class films, because I don't look down my nose at 'B' films. W...
BERNARD DICK I don't know how many colleges would have a [film] collection of one particular studio.
BERNARD DICK I went over his notes to 'All the King's Men,' and he sounds like a college professor, talking about...
BERNARD DICK Gene Krupa was my big hero, and I used to play on my mother's flour cans and sugar cans with the...
DICK DALE We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the ...
DICK GREGORY It felt good because they've murdered us for the last two years.
ANDY DICK The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple, ... He was a big believer in no...
ANDY DICK Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climat...
ANDY DICK I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, ... I think I'm a craz...
ANDY DICK The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who d...
ANDY DICK