Obviously they identified us as together, as gay, to the extent that they yelled a pejorative at my partner. I'm willing to chalk the whole thing up to drunken idiots in Adams Morgan.

Most officers were readily identified,

I picked it up and inside were some dollar bills. I was elated for a moment until someone yelled: 'April Fool's' and claimed the wallet.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

I was homophobic because I obviously didn't know that I was gay.

We're happy to have him back. Obviously, we know each other and we've been together. I like the guy and trust the guy and we're looking for production from that position, regardless of who we put back there. There's no excuses.