Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is entirely conceived written and performed by a set group that existed before the TV show.
David Wain
Related Roses are red, Violettes are bllue, Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironi... MOCK OF THE WEEK THE SHOW This election ain't no stinkin' TV show. BRADLEY WHITFORD I have a hit TV show. KIM KARDASHIAN Simon had originally conceived 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' as a TV show not as a movie. DOUG LIMAN It's a huge dance show that was conceived by Jerome Robbins, one of the great choreographers. It's a... TIM RYAN I took the overreaching arc I was headed toward in the TV show and made that the plot of the movie, ... JOSS WHEDON I'm really not that special. Really, I'm not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show. CLAY AIKEN My very first job was working on a TV show that was a prestigious TV show and well done - was called... EDWARD ZWICK I can't think of another franchise that has taken this approach. This is a broad-based marketing pus... BRIAN O'ROURKE I had albums before that, but once the TV show started everything really took off, ... I used that s... GLEN CAMPBELL No TV show in history, no movie ever made - nothing you can imagine as being written or filmed or pe... JEFF LINDSAY Mr Heckles: quiet, your disturbing my birds!Rachel: you dont have birdsMr Heckles: i could have bird... FRIENDS Show me the person you honor, for I know better by that the kind of person you are. For you show me ... THOMAS CARLYLE Every TV show is a crapshoot, really. But every once in a while, a show gets anointed as 'the sh... SIMON BAKER 'Game of Thrones' is shot on a very similar kind of schedule to a TV show, but there's a... ALEX GRAVES The Sookie Stackhouse novels were selling well before the TV show, but the TV show led to a lot more... CHARLAINE HARRIS The schedule of doing a live TV show every week is very difficult. JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS I think that nine times out of 10, Oklahoma wins this game. Today was our one. We got a chance to sh... GARY PATTERSON The sprint car challenge is a one-of-a-kind show, BOB KAUFMAN The first TV show I worked on was with the guys from 'Little Britian,' Matt Lucas and David ... EDGAR WRIGHT It's a TV show. Only the emotional damage is real. STEVEN MOFFAT I'm trying to write a TV show. Ideally it would be just a reality-TV show, getting the guy who p... PATRICK CARNEY It's great to show fashion to press and buyers, but there are only 700 or 800 of them who get to see... ANDY HILFIGER We hope that every show gives children an idea of what to play when the TV is off, CARTOON NETWORK We hope that every show gives children an idea of what to play when the TV is off. ALICE CAHN Cancer is so much bigger than a TV show. LAURA LINNEY 'Twin Peaks' is my favorite American TV show. REBECCA HALL I loved the movie 'Heathers' and the TV show 'Twin Peaks.' SARA SHEPARD 'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy. JESSE VENTURA I was a 'Glee' fan before I joined the show! Since my background is musical theater, it was ... BECCA TOBIN 'SNL' is part of my history. I got on the show as a kid. That's the show I got known fro... EDDIE MURPHY I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way ... AUBREY PLAZA The standard of the TV reality show is only the level of honesty with which the judges, mentor,jury ... ANUJ SOMANY I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. An... JON STEWART Does 'interesting' mean something different in the scientific field than it does in normal life? JOHN OLIVER Yet I think nostalgia of any kind is a double-edged sword. When people see a TV show title from thei... FRANK SPOTNITZ A nonfiction author has to bring a platform with him - radio, a TV show or some kind of recognizable... LARRY KIRSHBAUM No one was asking me to be on TV. So I made my own late-night TV talk show. BILLY EICHNER My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. ALAN DALE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I'm not a reality-TV kind of guy. But it's almost like we're living in a reality show. E... CLINT EASTWOOD My first job in TV was hosting this young teen magazine show, and all these high school teenagers sh... LISA LING People are recognizing that I am an entrepreneur and do more than be on a reality TV show. KIM KARDASHIAN All individuals, no matter what TV show they are in, are treated the same. BILL MAER By letting it go on, and suddenly ending it mysteriously on a Sunday afternoon, is not probably the ... JOHN TORY By letting it go on, and suddenly ending it mysteriously on a Sunday afternoon, is not probably the ... JOHN TORY 'Dirty Jobs' is maybe the simplest show in the history of TV, with the possible exception of... MIKE ROWE I don't think anyone who runs a TV show would ever say to you, 'I have a grasp on running a ... ELIZABETH MERIWETHER I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. BASSEM YOUSSEF It is a different breed of person who wants to be on a reality-TV show. BRUCE NASH My first TV show was 2003. You wouldn't be in the game this long if you were using stooges and a... KEITH BARRY I'm a professional TV watcher and even I find myself wondering what happened to this show or that sh... MARC BERMAN It's a TV show before it's anything. I think sometimes people need to remember that, ... They have t... DIANA DEGARMO Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs ... MARK ROBERTS There are a lot of things out there written that show the before and after but not the actual journe... RUTH ADAMS British audiences tend to want to see their own lives reflected on TV, whereas American audiences ar... ADAM RAYNER I never did any TV before. But this was the most honorable and worthwhile show I could be involved w... RICHARD PRICE A great byproduct of a TV show, movie, or play is when it can act as a catalyst for someone. JACK FALAHEE When you're shooting a TV show, there's not a lot of time to build character. CANDICE PATTON I was a guy who abandoned a TV show. I didn't care about people. DAVID CARUSO Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. ANONYMOUS If someone can watch an entire season of a TV series in one day, doesn't that show an incredible... KEVIN SPACEY We are going to push 'SNL' back because we are doing 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' for one hour, JOE SIMPSON I kind of wanted to give him that James Evans nobility, ... With the exception of 'The Cosby Show,' ... CHRIS ROCK Obviously to be successful and stay on TV, the show has to be entertaining, ... You can stick to wha... JAMES CURTIS I remember my first show was a live TV show in Ireland, and I was just petrified. It was horrific. CAROLINE CORR 'Mad Men' is the greatest example of a perfect cast uniting with a perfect group of writers ... RACHEL G. FOX This is not a real rah-rah group, it's more of a group from within, a group that's going to play fro... FRED HEINZ Before I go to bed, I've got to hit my situps and pushups. While I'm watching a TV show, I d... ROB GRONKOWSKI In show business, you had levels. I was at the top of the TV end of it. GABE KAPLAN One of the most precious parts of acting is the work before you show up on the set, the time you spe... ZOE MCLELLAN I'd had the theater background for so long that I know that world inside out; I just didn't ... SUTTON FOSTER Playing a show before thousands of people is a highly unnatural state and when I get on the mat to d... ADAM LEVINE I watch on occasion, just to see what is going on. I have never really been a fan of a TV show. I do... MIRA FURLAN I chose it because we hadn't done anything like it before. The kids need to experience that kind of ... AMY COLEMAN In the early '80s, my sound - especially that mysterious kind of synthesized sound that was used... GIORGIO MORODER I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think t... GRANT SHOW I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think ... GRANT SHOW A few years after 'Melrose Place,' when the luster of 'Melrose Place' wore off and w... GRANT SHOW I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds... When I got... GRANT SHOW CSI GRANT SHOW We have seating for 150 people, so we can present films and have meetings there. We have a complete ... FRANCIS SHOW We decided to incorporate the school inside our center. It is furnished with its original benches an... FRANCIS SHOW When I create a TV show, it's so that I can write it. I'm not an empire builder; my writing ... AARON SORKIN I feel really grateful to have been part of what I considered a good TV show. BRETT BUTLER We have a responsibility to show the public the kinds of truths that they don't see on the TV ne... HASKELL WEXLER My dad was a copywriter on Madison Avenue at the same time as the TV show 'Mad Men' is set. ... PETER HELLER Our accomplishments show what kind of people we are. GIL SCOTT-HERON Is it just me or is this like a bad TV sci-fi show? JOHN RINGO The crucial thing for genocide is that you have to show a special kind of intent to implement genoci... JANET ANDERSON The most popular TV show in America is a game show, ... People have been playing our games for years... SETH GODIN I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of t... STEVEN WRIGHT The financial security [in TV] is incredible. I'm married and would like to start a family, and noth... FREDERICK WELLER The lifestyle that comes with being an actor in a successful TV show isn't something I gravitate... JACK GLEESON I couldn't bloody believe a prime-time TV show would have an Iraqi ex-Republican Guard torturer ... NAVEEN ANDREWS I'd love to have my own TV show, in the way that Julianna Margulies has 'The Good Wife,'... LARA PULVER My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. DANNY MASTERSON My whole life is a practical joke, ... Every evening and every show has really become about entertai... HOWIE MANDEL The poor ratings on the TV show equated in my mind to the fact that management of Martha Stewart Liv... SCOTT ROTHBORT
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