Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.

If your goals are blown out of proportion, you won't even want to get started.

Science is his forte, and omniscience his foible.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea? how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than anything else in housekeeping