Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.

If Obama was a sonnet, Trump is a limerick. And really, which ones do you enjoy more?

Charlie Sheen was such a pro.

It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. And anything in between that can give us the illusion that we're not, we cling to.'

I've never met Charlie Sheen.

I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.