OK, we have three chocolate chip cookies. Big score!

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

Paparazzi need more flattering lenses.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.