OK, so I'm a working mom that also gets to kiss George Clooney. That's a little bit of a perk of the job.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really in the cards.

If he'd looked like a cross between Mr. Clooney and, say, one of the hobbits, I probably would have been far more capable of coherent thought.

I would like to be George Clooney diplomatic. I just don't have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity.

People recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney.