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O.J. was a second-team all-league receiver at Galileo. And DiMaggio played in the sandlots certainly more than in high school.


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ANDREW COSTIN It's funny because even to this day, people still know what Little League team they played for. And ...
CLAYTON MCCULLOUGH This was very exciting, just a good high school tennis match. Both teams played very good.
BOB BARTHOLD I ran track for my school. I played football, but I didn't play for my high school; I played for...
NATE ROBINSON It was an excellent high school basketball game. Rhinelander just made a few more plays than we did,...
DAN FINK Those three girls have certainly played some high-level tennis so far.
LEN THIEDE The biggest impact on my game was breaking her in the second game [of the third set], ... I played a...
LINDSAY DAVENPORT My first year of pro ball I played in the Northwest league and made the all-star team, and the next ...
KURT RUSSELL I was sporty in high school. I played tennis and hockey, and was basketball captain. Then I went to ...
REBEL WILSON I played solid tennis in the first set, but was half-a-step too cautious in the second.
PRAKASH AMRITRAJ I did everything in high school - I played tennis, I played basketball, I was in chorus, I was in th...
ELIJAH KELLEY And it was where I learned how to play tennis and eventually became captain of the tennis team at th...
SANFORD I. WEILL I didn't do that well in school, although I was voted "The Biggest Flirt." I played sports I was on ...
LUKE PERRY I played team sport as a kid and loved it. I played basketball and football throughout high school i...
TOM WATSON Pasquotank is a quality tennis team. If they don't win the conference, they're certainly deserving o...
VIC RAMSEY The league itself has so many good players on every team that the quality of basketball that?s being...
JIM LARRANAGA I came from Long Island, so I had a lot of experience at the stick. I played in junior high school, ...
JIM BROWN They were picked as the best team in our league before the season started, and (Northern Iowa) certa...
BARRY HINSON Junior high is so much worse than high school because at least in high school different is more acce...
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FRED GAUDELLI They will play more summer league ball than they have ever in their life and more than any Holly tea...
LANCE BAYLIS The biggest scandal I was ever involved in was - in high school, at a basketball game, I shot and sc...
DARBY STANCHFIELD There will always be hard times. Use adversity to fuel your fire. In high school, I wanted to play q...
BEN ROETHLISBERGER They are not tennis players. They came from soccer. Those (are) No. 3, 4 and 5 spots, so I really do...
JOE DICKSON This time we finally played at the high level I expect and we really put away our chances in the sec...
FALKO GOTZ I certainly didn't want to go down there again. I think I belong in this league, and I think I can h...
THOMAS VANEK The height of my athletic achievement was in 8th grade when I was the point guard for my Jewish day ...
NICK KROLL I played high school football at a hundred and eighty-five pounds and played big league baseball at ...
RYNE SANDBERG I didn't think we played that poorly, I just think State played really well. They shot the ball trem...
FRANK HAITH I had been waiting to receive an award all four years of playing high school volleyball and to have ...
KAYLA WRIGHT He was the best player in tennis for more than 10 years, and a lot of people don't realize that beca...
GREG GONZALES That's a match I really wanted. I'd never beaten Justin before - in high school or in Little League ...
BRANDON LOCOCO I really don?t know what Tubby told them at halftime. But that certainly was a different team in the...
STAN HEATH The final score was not indicative of how well we played. South Eugene is currently ranked No. 13 in...
TONY SMITH I don't know if there is anyone in the American League who has played the position better than Jerem...
MIKE HARGROVE Like a lot of people who get into coaching, I was impacted by the people in my life. Certainly my fa...
KIRK FERENTZ Sports were a big part of my life. I was the captain of the basketball team in high school, and capt...
JOHN W. ROGERS, JR. I played in a punk rock band in high school called the High Heel Flip Flops. I was the drummer. I pl...
THOMAS RHETT Our effort level and our defense was much better in the second half. We made some adjustments and we...
JEFF GUIOT It's a bigger meet, but it's different because you're not there with a team. You're only there as an...
KALLIE KNOWER The kids played an awesome game and it was our best defensive game we played all year. It was a grea...
AARON WOLLAM There was more intensity in that second game. We played together a lot better as a whole team. The h...
THOMAS PICKETT His Little League teams had $35, $40 uniforms when I was buying $18 uniforms for my high school team...
FRANK ROBEY Look at their team and the personnel they have. I think everybody in this league would all agree Ark...
MARK GOTTFRIED It was the best game we've played all year. I was extremely proud of our effort and I was almost sat...
LARRY VIEIRA That's the mark of a team playing for a league title. They're not leading the league by accident.
BARRY EGAN In high school, I played in a Rush cover band.
SAM TRAMMELL Their togetherness, their teamwork was so good. They played a lot better as a team at the end of the...
JEFF DAVIS I played in garage bands and rock and roll bands when I was in junior high and high school and saw s...
DAVID CASSIDY I love high school soccer, just the competition of it. It has something different than the Dallas le...
KYLEE HIX I ran track. I ran cross country. But I did not play organized basketball in high school, at least o...
ADAM SILVER I'm not a huge soccer fan, but I follow the sport. I played in high school, a little bit in coll...
HAMPTON SIDES I played outfield in high school a little bit.
STEVE CLEVENGER I've been clean since I've been in the league, I've been clean since I've been in college, I've been...
REGGIE EVANS We had a disappointing finish, and I think we expected a better result from this weekend. The team p...
KURT THOMAS I played football and ran track in junior high, but by high school I was getting serious about my st...
GEORGE SMOOT There was one point in high school actually when I was on the chess team, marching band, model Unite...
RAINN WILSON As a high school dropout, I understand the value of education: A second chance at obtaining my high ...
CHARLES B. RANGEL We cut down on errors, especially in serve-receive. We played more solidly than we have in the past....
KRISTY DWYER I committed, and at the time I was so excited. But Alabama is a big school. There's a lot more thing...
DUNCAN BERRY West Fargo attacked well at the net, but as a team our players didn't get rattled and played some ex...
LEE NAGEL I grew up in a utopia, I did. California when I was a child was a child's paradise, I was healthy, w...
KIM STANLEY ROBINSON In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepar...
KRISTEN SCHAAL I was a quarterback in pee-wee football. I always wanted to be quarterback. They're the leaders,...
JUNIOR SEAU Brad was the best receiver in the state in his senior year in high school, ... He's a warrior. That'...
BILL HAYES I think we've been probably disrespected more than any team in the league this year.
TOM BRADY Our boys played all-business tennis in singles today.
LAWRENCE EYRE I was a lot more cultured than the other kids in my high school. Because I traveled, I understood di...
TONY HAWK This isn't O.J. Simpson. There's no murder, no blood on anyone's hands. This has all been played out...
GARTH JOWETT [Sheppard began his career as a high school speech teacher, and was a professor at St. John's into t...
BOB SHEPPARD That last couple of months of high school were beyond belief. The phone calls, the scouts at the par...
LARRY HERMIDA We've all been on a team since we were eight years old or so. We've always looked forward to the hig...
ARRIKA BALES We played really well in the first half. We played hard on defense and moved the ball. When we do th...
DAVID HENLEY I was an outfielder, and I was a huge Ken Griffey Jr. fan. In Little League, the team I played for w...
LUIS GONZALEZ We kind of felt at halftime it was one of our poorer halves in quite a while. But it was a great sec...
SCOTT SKILES At a young age school came first. It was put in my head that school was first and swimming was secon...
EMILY PFERDEHIRT It was kind of awkward at first because a lot of us played against each other for a lot of years in ...
JAKE WORLEY I'm a black Catholic raised in Decatur, Georgia, which was very gang-infested. Then, I went to a...
OMARI HARDWICK I actually was the captain of the football team. I went to Catalina Foothills High School, and I pla...
PARKER YOUNG I played cello in my high school orchestra.
EBERHARD WEBER He's the most indispensable guy on our team. He's played at such a high level all year long.
MATT BRADY This year was more relaxed and more fun. Being a senior and captain was really fun. Placing as a tea...
KATIE SUHR I spent most of high school working on the debate team, probably at some expense to my grades. Being...
DAVID EINHORN Then I tried out for the Fontana High School drum line, in Riverside, and I did really well. I got s...
TRAVIS BARKER Every team will give us their best shot, and Omaha played hard. Our depth was a factor in the second...
GENE ROEBUCK I did the marching band all throughout junior high and high school. Music was one of my favorite thi...
TOMMY LEE I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I...
ROBERT EVANS My maternal grandmother was a star on her high school basketball team in small-town Mississippi.
ANGIE THOMAS My mom played tennis for, like, six hours a day and went to college on a tennis scholarship, because...
DAKOTA FANNING He obviously had good coaching at Toledo. Everybody liked him (in high school). He went to a great p...
LARRY HAYLOR I don't know how he could have played much better. He has proven why he is an All-American. He is ce...
MICKEY ANDREWS I think it's from high school when I played wide receiver and those thoughts haven't left my mind. I...
DOMINIQUE BYRD Liam (Smith) stepped up in the second half. That's kind of how he's played all year. Ben (Parker) pl...
RAY DRAKE High school was the best. I had a lot of fun wrestling and running track in high school. That was ab...
TOM KEBLIN It was ugly. That may be one of the worst games Danville High School has played in a long time.
HAROLD ALBERTSON I played the trumpet for nine years, and then I joined the choir after that, and then I was in music...
BEBE REXHA They were physically more aggressive. They were one of the more physical teams we've played. More th...
ROBERT MCCULLUM It's been 10 years since we've had somebody ranked that high. He certainly deserves it and has been ...
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MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN