O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgment in a circular from OfficeMax!

I will never understand people who think that the way to show their righteous opposition to sexual freedom is to write letters full of filthy words.

Ignorant free speech often works against the speaker. That is one of several reasons why it must be given rein instead of suppressed.

All of the qualities that you need to be a good opinion columnist tend to be qualities that aren't valued in women.

One of the greatest glories of growing older is the willingness to ask why and, getting no good answer, deciding to follow my own inclinations and desires. Asking why is the way to wisdom. Why are we supposed to want possessions we don't need and work that seems beside the point and tight shoes and a fake tan? Why are we supposed to think new is better than old, youth and vigor better than long life and experience? Why are we supposed to turn our backs on those who have preceded us and to snipe at those who come after? When we were small children we asked 'Why?' constantly. Asking the question now is more a matter of testing the limits of what sometimes seems a narrow world. One of the useful things about age is realizing conventional wisdom is often simply inertia with a candy coating conformity.

I once wanted to be a personage. Now I am comfortable being a person.