Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you: don't smoke, whatever you do, don't smoke

Now that I’m gone, I tell you; Don’t smoke. Whatever you do, don’t smoke.

Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.