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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.


W. C. Fields

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W. C. FIELDS Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. FIELDS I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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W. C. FIELDS It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W. C. FIELDS If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. FIELDS I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. FIELDS You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FIELDS It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. FIELDS The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. FIELDS Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
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W. C. FIELDS The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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W. C. FIELDS Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. FIELDS Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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W. C. FIELDS I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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W. C. FIELDS Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
W. C. FIELDS I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDS You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FIELDS When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. FIELDS Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. FIELDS Happiness means quiet nerves.
W. C. FIELDS How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
W. C. FIELDS Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. FIELDS Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FIELDS Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. FIELDS I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
W. C. FIELDS I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FIELDS My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
W. C. FIELDS Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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W. C. FIELDS Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. FIELDS I like children - fried.
W. C. FIELDS A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.
W. C. FIELDS All roads lead to rum.
W. C. FIELDS I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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W. C. FIELDS Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice.
W. C. FIELDS The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W. C. FIELDS A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
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W. C. FIELDS I drink therefore I am.
W. C. FIELDS Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. FIELDS If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.
W. C. FIELDS Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
W. C. FIELDS It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W. C. FIELDS What this country needs is money!
W. C. FIELDS It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
W. C. FIELDS Never smarten up a chump.
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W. C. FIELDS Who has not experienced the unutterable despair that follows the crash of a treasured bottle.
W. C. FIELDS Never mind what I told you -- you do as I tell you.
W. C. FIELDS Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
W. C. FIELDS You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.
W. C. FIELDS The best thing to break is a contract.
W. C. FIELDS If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. FIELDS A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
W. C. FIELDS Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. FIELDS On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
W. C. FIELDS Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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W. C. FIELDS Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
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SUZANNE FIELDS We were making significant progress to realize the goals set some 20 years ago for an arts center th...
MARK FIELDS It comes down to a lot of bad breaks,
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