Milton Berle
Related A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. BOBBY DARIN It's good to be funny when you are a comedian. GEORGE LINDSEY CHEVY CHASE I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don... MAYA RUDOLPH They were not merely quipsters and storytellers, nor were they only song and dance entertainers. The... STANLEY GREEN DAVID PIETRUSZA BOB NEWHART It's a fun job, but it's stressful because you have to be funny. You have to have punch line... STEVE BREEN When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of c... SUSAN SARANDON I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. CHARLIE DAY AL FRANKEN When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We ... MITCHELL HURWITZ CAROL LEIFER LARRY THE CABLE GUY DAVID ZUCKER GEORGE JEAN NATHAN MILTON BERLE CHRIS ROCK DONALD GLOVER DEYTH BANGER It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and th... DAVID WALTON People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty o... MICHAEL PATRICK KING If you can walk away from a comedy thinking it was funny yet also feeling good about the people you ... GREG GARCIA It was funny -- he looked like a composite sketch they show of a bank robber, with a baseball cap an... ARCHIE STRUTHERS STEVEN WRIGHT LES DAWSON LARRY THE CABLE GUY BILL BURR KEVIN SYSTROM CAROL BURNETT J.K. ROWLING ROSEANNE BARR RON WHITE You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be differ... BUBBA SMITH JACOB DEGROM People don't realize it's not just about being funny, and they don't know how perceptive... ERIK GRIFFIN Dick had a knack for saying funny things and they were off the cuff. You never knew what would come ... LOU PIERCE ZACH GALIFIANAKIS That was funny for me, never (getting) a chance to play. That's kind of funny but I just don't remem... DARKO MILICIC Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've go... JIM GAFFIGAN Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. TAYLOR HAWKINS WILL FERRELL You can't be funny if you don't have good material. MATT LEBLANC ANTHONY ANDERSON 'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they ... ADAM PALLY BETH REVIS [Glammy deodorant -- now that's funny. So says Chris White, a professional comedian and (like most s... CHRIS WHITE The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. SARA BLAKELY TERRY PRATCHETT I looked at a bunch of the clips, and they are pretty funny, ... I was surprised at the quality and ... KATHRYN KELLY I looked at a bunch of the clips and they are pretty funny, ... I was surprised at the quality and h... KATHRYN KELLY Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha... NORM MACDONALD ELLEN DEGENERES Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a... DANIEL GRAVES TOM LEHRER Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny. JOE GRANT LOUIS C. K. That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring... KATT WILLIAMS I looked at a bunch of the clips, and they are pretty funny, ... I was surprised at the quality and ... KATHRYN KELLY BUSTER KEATON Making movies was a real weird kind of adult experience. In a way it was like MIT, in that it was a ... CHARLIE KORSMO I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were s... WENDY LIEBMAN LARRY DAVID It was funny, when I thought of it afterward, how Ruth and Gehrig looked as they stood there. The Ba... CARL HUBBELL CAMILLE ANNA PAGLIA CAMILLE PAGLIA MAGGIE STIEFVATER It was funny on '24' because I'm a Scots-Canadian, and I was working with the great Scot... CALLUM KEITH RENNIE VINCE VAUGHN J.K. ROWLING People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn'... DAVID DOBKIN JAY PHAROAH CARL REINER We were trying to make a movie that was funny, but also trying to be smart about being funny. We jus... ANDY BADER It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out... YVETTE NICOLE BROWN LIAM NEESON ANDY WARHOL In something like 'Frank,' which is a comedy, albeit a strange and emotional one, you can ab... LENNY ABRAHAMSON The whole situation was funny because I looked silly with my blue hair. JODY BARNHART Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat... COLIN QUINN I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer ... JASON MANTZOUKAS When I started in the late nineties, it was all about young Hollywood. There were jobs for all of us... CHRIS KLEIN LEWIS CARROLL TREVOR NOAH And as I looked up, I was gazing on a hill, and in my spine I felt an icy, icy chill. And as I looke... NATE RAMER ASAP FERG JOHN MARSDEN THOMAS JANE One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian... EUGENE LEVY RACHEL DRATCH TREVOR NOAH JEFF DUNHAM I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking. TANYA ROBERTS I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you fi... JIMMY CARR Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny... DOUG TENNAPEL ROBERT OSBORNE ADAM CAROLLA CAZZIE DAVID BECKY G I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have ... CHRIS O'DOWD
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I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment.... 
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln... 
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be fu... 
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're lau... 
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn'... 
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. 
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny thing... 
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjo... 
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. 
The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never... 
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's ... 
The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I ju... 
It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer. 
My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kin... 
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harr... 
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian hi... 
I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn'... 
You'll hear 'Hippie,' or, 'Get a haircut.' I like it. I think it's funny bec... 
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. 
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was f... 
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. 
But Amy," Elder says. "Space suits! 
They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room fo... 
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. 
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. 
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you ha... 
Everybody at Metro was in my gag department, including Irving Thalberg. They'd laugh their heads off... 
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le... 
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-... 
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-... 
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?"
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-de... 
Is it true?" he said. "They're saying all down the train that Harry Potter's in this compartment. So... 
Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I'... 
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a ... 
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ... 
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you t... 
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. 
If I'm doing something on stage, and it evokes an emotion, then I might show that emotion, but I... 
Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of w... 
It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant. 
I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can... 
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one e... 
As a comedian, I'm forced to have a tough skin. Until people laugh, they are detractors. You wal... 
I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to... 
Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if... 
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for d... 
You want to have the perfect balance of hot and funny on your Instagram, but you never want too much... 
I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster! 
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. 
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. 
The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge. 
The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven. 
Love-quarrels oft in pleasing concord end. 
True it is that covetousness is rich, modesty starves. 
Nature is my springboard. From her I get my initial impetus. I have tried to relate the visible dram... 
So the question is, do corporate executives, provided they stay within the law, have responsibilitie... 
Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the good intentions of those who create it. 
Your ability to learn depends partly on your ability to relinquish what you've held. 
A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that group thinks they ought to want. Und... 
The idea is in my head to put it down is nothing. 