Notice how Harry Styles smile is like the Cheshire Cat? And how he is from Cheshire and loves cats...

Women never bought Freud's idea of penis envy: who would want a shotgun when you can have an automatic?

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.

Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in a microwave. I tried to resist those microwave eyes, but sometimes there's no defense against them. I had a feeling I'd be seeing him weeping over my coffin later that night.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

We've asked them to slow down and think this thing through a little bit better.