Nothing says you're more sexy than when you wear clothes.

If you're comfortable in your nudity, why the hell do you need clothes?

It's when you sit there fully clothed that I think of you being naked.

It's when you wear fishnet stockings that you catch more than herring.

Trust me, you do not want to see me naked!

Clothes don't make a man. They only make an impression and even then, you dress to suit the occasion.