Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
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LENNY BRUCE The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter
LENNY BRUCE If a Thursday can't do good on a Thursday, it would be interesting to see how much good a Friday can...
APURVA GAGLANI We want that Friday effect spread Monday through Thursday.
KATHLEEN KELLEY He led us in scoring on Thursday and in rebounding Friday.
LARRY KLUKAS We'll be selling homemade chicken Thursday and Friday with Jacob's Famous Sauce.
JACOB JENKINS Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE Carpet on Tuesday, freight on Wednesday, Cars on Thursday and open on Friday.
MARTY BEECHAM We knew that a hurricane might be coming Thursday or Friday, and that Saturday we knew it was coming...
MARY REED I am breathing deep. There's nothing quite like carrying a bag of goodies up to northern Maine ... a...
JEFF WITHERLY It felt all right (Thursday), but it felt terrible (Friday). Hopefully I won't be out long.
DAVID HARRISON It kind of throws things off. You're used to your regular sequence of events, and this messes everyt...
DAVE ADAMS It messes with your schedule a little bit,
ADAM NELSON Wind chills are probably going to be in the teens by the evening Thursday and possibly wind chills i...
DANNY MERCER Japanese horror is different. It messes with your head.
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on ...
JANE GREEN Cristiano has had a difficult few days but he's okay for Saturday, ... He trained on Thursday and Fr...
FERGIE For a guy that came in and practiced Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, and really didn't take any sna...
JIM MORA Thursday and Friday, we really pick the plan up. He threw a little bit (Wednesday). His arm is not t...
JEFF FISHER Binge drinking is going on about three days, usually a Thursday, Friday, Saturday night and going fo...
CARY COOPER We're seeing a technical reaction to yesterday's sell-off. But, I think we'll be seeing more selling...
ROLF ELGETI It's easy, its international and it can be fairly anonymous.
ANDY FISHER If you feel like the beginning of your history is rooted in slavery, that really, I think, messes wi...
DAVID OYELOWO Anytime you're away from your home filming, it messes with your head.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE We are skipping Friday this week, but we’ll make up for it by having Double Friday next week. Mark...
JOSEPH FINK Happiness is realizing that nothing is too important.
ANTONIO GALA Coastal Texans should not wait until late Thursday or early Friday to leave. Homes and businesses ca...
RICK PERRY This happened every year I've coached in this game. By Thursday or Friday they get a little cranky a...
MIKE HOLMGREN If there were kids out with it starting last Thursday, I would hope that by Friday something would h...
LAURA BERG Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoyin...
AARON PECKHAM If we play Friday, then everything works out OK. If we have to play Thursday, we'll be put at a huge...
AL SKINNER He (Quintana) only gave up one earned run. Tomorrow's game (Friday) will be tough.
LEROY GONZALEZ The dollar will trade with a downward bias. The market is pricing in an ECB rate hike Thursday and s...
DAVE GILMORE Temperatures in the Northeast will be below normal for the next seven to eight days. The coldest day...
JOEL BURGIO A person who messes up her goodbyes shouldn't expect much from her reunions.
MILAN KUNDERA Being on the West Coast, that time difference messes up my media game.
JOEY GRAHAM God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them b...
SIR WILLIAM BRAGG God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them b...
WILLIAM BRAGG SR. There were wrong calculations in shares that were split over the weekend (Thursday and Friday) which...
ABDULAZIZ ALZOOM I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday an...
MIKAELA SHIFFRIN That (depth) is what I'm gearing up for Thursday. It'll be very close on Thursday.
JULIE JOHNSTON Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% ...
ANONYMOUS Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was...
TONY PALMER The real huge crews are setup and cleanup. Setup takes 20 people on Thursday and Friday. They each g...
DON BOWES The ultimate goal of therapy... it's too hard a question. The words come to me like tranquility,...
IRVIN D. YALOM Nothing is signed, but it looks like we're very close to terms and hopefully we'll have something to...
MARTY HURNEY The city thought it would be in good interest to assist with the parking problems in the downtown ar...
SCOTT AARONSON When you have these fluctuations in temperatures and heavy rainfalls, it really messes the farmer up...
CHARLIE REID Nothing is hard like waiting around for something you
know might never happen; but its harder to
giv...
GUNDO MULAUDZI Seeing Anonymous primarily as a cybersecurity threat is like analyzing the breadth of the antiwar mo...
YOCHAI BENKLER Giving up is equivalent to enjoying the best sexual experience of your lifetime at 16... And realizi...
WILSON J. WASHINGTON III Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous. It troubles me because it does show this movement tow...
DANIEL SOLOVE There is something very freeing about being anonymous because nothing is expected of you; nothing is...
DOLLY WELLS When the world turns its back on you, you feel pretty stupid realizing it took almost 7 billion peop...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER It takes about 48 hours to run its course, so we'll probably have a few more missing (Thursday), too...
GUY MORRISS When some one messes up dont give them too much rope because people tend to get creative.
ANDONI GARCIA I'm just fiercely protective. It's like, that's my lair and nobody messes with my lair.
WHITNEY HOUSTON I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So so...
MARK WAHLBERG You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lott...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA And many of them have fallen for the 'high-tech superstition' without realizing its superstitious na...
XU XIUYU Peoria, Connecticut, Atlanta, ... I've got the Big East tournament on Thursday, the ACC on Friday, t...
BERNIE BICKERSTAFF Retail sales are expected to be down, but worry about Producer Price Index and Consumer Price Index ...
CHRIS LOW The Russian government not only acted corruptly, not only built up a new oligarchy of billionaires o...
JEFFREY SACHS You're going to change as you grow older, and that messes up a lot of relationships.
OLIVIA WILDE I swung after they took me out (Thursday), ... I just wanted to make sure I could tell (manager) Mik...
VLADIMIR GUERRERO in life you can only truly grasp one thing at a time its up to you what deserves your attention firs...
JOHN DALE PITTMAN When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT Self-respect can be a extension of your ego or a priceless virtue. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS The most acute social priority is for individuals to clean up their own mental and emotional messes....
DOC CHILDRE I learned how to lend money by cleaning up the messes of others who had made loans before me.
JOHN STUMPF Only passion will lead you towards your destination. Nothing more, nothing less and nothing else.
LALIT BHOJWANI Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment.
RACHEL WOLCHIN The inevitable Death permits only Knowledge as its companion and nothing else!
ROOPA He always gets us ready to play. He's great in these big games. I'm sure he'll have something for us...
JOE STELLMACHER It seared its way into the souls of New Zealanders in a way nothing else could,
GEOFFREY PALMER Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
ANONYMOUS Some teams will have to clean up old messes, but frankly, once that's done we shouldn't be losing mo...
CRAIG LEIPOLD Win or lose Friday, he's shown that nothing really fazes him. That's why he's in the rotation. The w...
JORGE POSADA Win or lose Friday, he's shown that nothing really fazes him, ... That's why he's in the rotation. T...
JORGE POSADA I didn't talk to Eddie at all about it. I injured my neck on Thursday doing weights but it probably ...
ANDREW JOHNS [Several school districts, including Houston ISD, said they would close Thursday and Friday.] We don...
TERRY ABBOTT We're leaving on Wednesday, so that gives us all day Thursday to go to practice and sit around. By t...
WENDEE SAINTSING The variety of training is a major selling point of triathlon. Different sports, different venues me...
JONATHAN BROWNLEE Meditation is realizing and expanding your inner beauty in every direction.
AMIT RAY You live your life without realizing these things until you take yourself away from the usual stuff,...
COREY M.P. We're looking to get going, ... We're looking at the big picture. Oakland is going after its 10th st...
DEREK LOWE Stop treating your vagina like a weird purse; only wearing it on special occasions and just randomly...
BRANDI KEELER This animal grows like crazy, investing nothing in its shell,
CHARLES PETERSON This animal grows like crazy, investing nothing in its shell.
CHARLES PETERSON They took advantage of a good face-off. We're not the type of team that wants to get in a shootout. ...
BRAD RYAN Remembering now all those farewells (fake farewells, worked-up farewells), Irena thinks: a person wh...
MILAN KUNDERA You're alive only once, as far as we know, and what could be worse than getting to the end of your l...
EDWARD ALBEE I can't stand the fall because it messes up my sleep pattern, and it takes me a month to get over.
CHARLES MATHIS It makes me nervous because I'm the new person, and I don't want to be the one who messes things up.
JENELLE HERRIN There is nothing stable in the world; uproar's your only music.
JOHN KEATS Smiles well up like bubbles under water and slip across your mouth without you realising its happeni...
CHLOE THURLOW Calling on you to give up control of the outer world and gladly accept control of your inner relatio...
DEBBIE FORD I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY Friday afternoon we had sold only about 100 tickets but we ended up with over 250 people in attendan...
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ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
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ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
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ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
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ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
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