Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that'll be me.

Girls are more attractive to me than dresses.

You can have all the riches and success in the world, but if you don't have your health, you have nothing.

I'm not a big metal fan. I love and respect the musicianship, which is spectacular.

I'm a comeback waiting to happen. No one deserves it more than I do.

Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.