Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for broccoli.

The truest grace is not to forgive, but to have never found fault.

I once heard it said that everyone needs love-and if they're denied, they'll find it, or a reasonable substitute somewhere.

He could do this. He'd survived boot camp. He'd survived combat and the harsh weather of Afghanistan. He could survive broccoli. Probably.

I think the secret to a hoppy life is a selective memory. Remember what you are most grateful for and quickly forget what your not.

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,' — which is just another way of saying that you can't.