Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt.

I used to be really insecure about my self-education. I'm definitely always learning. But there's many ways to learn. There are many, many ways to always be a learner.

...I didn't want to be a passenger on someone else's motorcycle.
I wanted to be the one riding that motherfucker.

I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.

I believe love at first sight is possible. Centuries of literature and art and beauty has been dedicated to that idea, so who am I to argue, even if I've never experienced it?

You see, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle, actually.