Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Alcuin (Albinus)
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ALCUIN (ALBINUS) Man thinks, God directs.
[Lat., Homo cogitat, Deu indicat.]
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MARIANA FULGER No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
GEORGE LUCAS No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
LEIGH BRACKETT Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
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DEYTH BANGER I never planned on being a plumber.
SCOTT CAAN They have a receipt showing that on Dec. 11 they called a plumber and had their lines cleared. But b...
TERESA HAYES Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday.
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DANE LOOKER There is only one greater folly than that of the fool who says in his heart there is no God, and tha...
OTTO VON BISMARCK There is only one greater folly than that of the fool who says in his heart there is no God, and tha...
OTTO VON BISMARCK Where every day is not the Lord's, the Sunday is his least of all. There may be a sickening unrealit...
GEORGE MACDONALD Do or do not. There is no try.
YODA Do or do not... there is no try.
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MEG NEZAJ Luke, there is no try, there is either do or not do.
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CECELIA AHERN There is no such thing as a great man of God, only weak, pitiful, faithless men of a great and merci...
PAUL DAVID WASHER There is no hope of finding them alive.
BIKRAM NEUPANE Not only try but try your best!
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GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a...
GARY F EVANS... Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
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JEAN PAUL It is not as if they named a plumber as chairman of the Fed.
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DANA HARVILLE There is no thing known as bad luck. There is luck, or no luck at all.
JEFFREY FRY There is only one all-pervading God. It has no religion, no incarnation. It is free from all contami...
AMIT RAY It's not a philosophy. It's religion. There are no television ads for our product during those hours...
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PAUL TILLICH This was an unexpected finding. There is no obvious explanation.
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DEYTH BANGER I'll try to be reasonably aggressive on Sunday. They'll be coming up the board.
D.A. WEIBRING But the God of the Bible is not only One, but the only possible One.
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ALEX COX On Sunday morning, I'm not nervous... I can't wait to tell what God wants me to say.
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RYAN ALCACHUPAS ORCULLO God may not be there when you want him but he is always on time.
TERRELL OWENS There is no 'do' without a 'try'.
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T. C. BOYLE The Christian message is not an exhortation -- "try hard to be good." Good advice, but there is no s...
HALFORD E. LUCCOCK Oh, I love Nottingham. I know some people go, 'Oh God, there's not much going off there,'...
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KAREN PFEIFER There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
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