Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

I only ever worked on interiors, and an interior is an interior. I don't know what they did about exteriors.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.