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Not off the snare, but I used to fill up a beer cap to the brim and smash the fucker into my nose and play the last two songs of an encore. Definitely.


Tommy Lee

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ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
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TOMMY FRANKS I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early...
TOMMY HILFIGER I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pu...
TOMMY LASORDA I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ...
TOMMY DOUGLAS There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and t...
TOMMY LASORDA You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
TOMMY CHONG A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age....
TOMMY COOPER Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o...
TOMMY MOTTOLA They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there al...
TOMMY LASORDA Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. T...
TOMMY COOPER Acid wasn't getting a whole lot of bad press at the time, and as I saw the whole bad-press thing...
TOMMY RETTIG There are no more heroes in America. Because of the Internet, heroism has become momentary and withi...
TOMMY MOTTOLA Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
TOMMY DOUGLAS I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ...
TOMMY LASORDA Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be...
TOMMY LASORDA We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not.
TOMMY TRAN Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec...
TOMMY LASORDA The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.
TOMMY LASORDA I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER