Not every fairy tale story that begins with 'Once upon a time,' has a 'Happily ever after'....

Ariel: “Eric!”
Eric: “Do not sing me back to shore! Not until you are standing on two feet!

How charming. The king and his little princess knocking on my covens door.” Ursula sighed dramatically. “What do you insolent merfolks want with me now? I swear I haven’t eaten any of your children.”
-Ursula

Father, what are you to do now?”
Triton’s sneer grew scarier. “She broke the law.” turning away from the terrified faces of his daughters. “She must die.

I do love you. I love you enough to accept who you are. Why can’t I received the same feeling in return?”
-Ariel

Apparently being a mermaid is dead dull. I watched The Little Mermaid with her once a few years ago—she thought it was freaking hilarious. She couldn’t stop laughing about the shell-bra thing, given that mermaids aren’t mammals. Plus, as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and “peach colored” for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hot, but then again, I am a mammal.