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None of you believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself.


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DEMOSTHENES An enemy generally says and believes what he wishes.
THOMAS JEFFERSON Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.
DEMOSTHENES Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.
DIANE ARBUS The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be...
DEMOSTHENES Nothing is easier than self-deceit.
For what every man wishes,
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DEMOSTHENES He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.
DON JUAN MANUEL He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted
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MARK TWAIN Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was cert...
MARK TWAIN He wasted his wishes on wishing.
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Journalism wishes to tell what it is that has happened everywhere as though the same things had happ...
ARCHIBALD MACLEISH He who is not grateful for the good things he has would not be happy with what he wishes he had.
UNKNOWN A man, when he wishes, is the master of his fate.
JOSE FERRER The essence of faith … is the idea that that which man wishes actually is: he wishes to be immorta...
LUDWIG FEUERBACH He has proved himself one of the great Celtic managers, and his place in the history of the club is ...
BRIAN QUINN If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN If a man could half his wishes he would double his Troubles.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN The poet enjoys the incomparable privilege of being able to be himself and others, as he wishes.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE Who is the wisest man? He who neither knows or wishes for anything else than what happens.
JOHANN VON GOETHE Who is the wisest man? He who neither knows or wishes for anything else than what happens.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE The vampire could woo any woman with his charisma and his charm, but he only wishes to romance her.....
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E.M. FORSTER No man is a true believer unless he desireth for his brother that which he desireth for himself
MUHAMMAD If a man wishes to rid himself of a feeling of unbearable oppression, he may have to take hashish.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE The failure wishes he could do things he could never do. He thinks little of what he can do.
MARK CAINE He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN We both got our Point Zero wishes―each other. He said he wished for me every time.
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APURVA GAGLANI He who is not grateful for the good things he has won’t be happy with the things he wishes he had.
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GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER Love wishes to perpetuate itself. Love wishes for immortality.
MORTIMER ADLER The wishes of an honest man do not stretch beyond what he undoubtedly deserves.
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SIGMUND FREUD He praises who wishes to sell.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE A man of the world must seem to be what he wishes to be thought.
JEAN DE LA BRUYERE He knows religion is bollocks," Collingswood said. "He just wishes he didn't.
CHINA MIéVILLE He wishes that he, too, had a wound, a red badge of courage.
STEPHEN CRANE Whoever wishes to devote himself to painting should begin by cutting out his own tongue
HENRI MATISSE He is a hypocrite who professes what he does not believe; not he who does not practice all he wishes...
WILLIAM HAZLITT Ideas any one can mould as he wishes.
JOSIAH ROYCE If a man wishes to be sure of the road he treads on, he must close his eyes and walk in the dark.
ST. JOHN OF THE CROSS He who wishes to become rich wishes to become so immediately. [Lat., Dives fieri qui vult Et c...
JUVENAL (DECIMUS JUNIUS JUVENAL) wish for nothing and the happiness wishes you.
GOLLA DINESH KUMAR Not he who has little, but he whose wishes more, is poor.
SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER) In retrospect, I'm sure he wishes he hadn't gone to see her.
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THOMAS CARLYLE For glances beget ogles, ogles sighs, Sighs wishes, wishes words, and words a letter.
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JULIAN MCMAHON He who receives money in trust to administer for the benefit of its owner, and uses it either for hi...
JOSE MARTI Whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
PROVERB He goes with our blessing and our best wishes.
DAVID HOUGHTON Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.
VOLTAIRE One believes others will do what he will do to himself.
VICTOR HUGO A martyr is someone willing to die for what he believes in. A fanatic is someone willing for you<...
MARSHA HINDS He that flatters you more than you desire either has deceived you or wishes to deceive.
ITALIAN PROVERB No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.
NAPOLEON HILL We'll be together. We both got our Point Zéro wishes — each other. He said he wished for me every...
STEPHANIE PERKINS Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish.
OVID Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes angry.
EURIPIDES Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
EURIPIDES He warned me the greediest wishes cause the greatest sorrows.
RICK RIORDAN He's the boss, but he works for me.
IKENNA OJUKWU Feast of Matthias the Apostle God often takes a course for accomplishing His purposes directly co...
JOHN NEWTON If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond t...
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MARIE VON EBNER-ESCHENBACH Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth.
RICHARD WHATELY No one comes back from the dead, no one has entered the world without crying; no one is asked when h...
SøREN KIERKEGAARD He who believe is wishes is always on top of the of the mountain.
BRIGHT OWUSU AMPONSAH What you wish to others, God wishes to you.
T. B. JOSHUA He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command.
NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI He who wishes to injure another, will soon find a pretext.
UNKNOWN He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
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SIDNEY MADWED All of my life wishing on stars, wishing for him has finally come true... My wishes are no longer fo...
NYKI MACK “Behind every successful man there is a woman” --- If a husband does not sacrifice his wishes fo...
MUHAMMAD ABDULLAH JAVED It's a dramatic shift for my character. He has put away the hatred for his brother - the sibling riv...
RICK HEARST He who wishes to serve his country must have not only the power to think, but the will to act
PLATO I'm not sure why the saying goes..."be careful what you wish for"...it should be, "prepare yourself ...
C. NZINGHA SMITH America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free...
WOODROW WILSON America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free...
WOODROW T. WILSON I believe, to be sure, that any man who reaches Heaven will find that what he abandoned (even in plu...
C.S. LEWIS I believe, to be sure, that any man who reaches Heaven will find that what he abandoned (even in plu...
C.S. LEWIS He who wishes to gain understanding, must first depart from devilish ways.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA He wishes there were more coffins, more funerals and much more pain.
DAVID RASKIN Throughout the centuries, man has considered himself beautiful. I rather suppose that man only belie...
ISIDORE DUCASSE LAUTREAMONT Throughout the centuries, man has considered himself beautiful. I rather suppose that man only belie...
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MARCUS VALERIUS MARTIAL I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.
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