None of them, not even he, seemed to realize they weren't just physical beings, that God had left a mark upon them by the simple fact of his creation. They preferred their idols, tangible, possessing, capricious characteristics like themselves, easily understood. They wanted something they could manipulate. God was inconceivable, intangible, incomprehensible, unexploitable.
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Mean nothing more than meow to an animal THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS Ghettos have their own characteristics and consequences : be they physical. social, intellectua... TARIQ RAMADAN God desired to reveal himself in and through His creatures by communicating to them as much of His o... ANDREW MURRAY It is argued that because they believed thoroughly in a just, moral God they could put there faith t... JOHN STEINBECK The people’s silence is a tyrant’s greatest advocate. The less captives talked, the less they kn... JOHN KRAMER When He [God] talks of their losing their selves, He means only abandoning the clamour of self-will;... C.S. LEWIS Now they have a riddle. - Criminal Minds DEYTH BANGER And what do they want!? DEYTH BANGER David was caught in a very uncomfortable position; however, he seemed to grasp a deep understanding ... GENE EDWARDS They are idols of hearts and of households;
They are angels of God in disguise;
His sunlight s... CHARLES M. DICKINSON If God is not sending earthquakes, destroying economies and inflicting pain upon human beings, what ... ADAM HAMILTON O that they were wise, that they understood this, that they would consider their latter end! / How s... BIBLE One does feel proud to belong to the human race when one sees the wonderful things human beings have... AGATHA CHRISTIE They had killed themselves over our dying forests, over manatees maimed by propellers as they surfac... JEFFREY EUGENIDES Despite their depressing circumstances, the Hernandez family had a certain dignity and strength abou... JAMES C. DOBSON The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be ... C.S. LEWIS God was happy without humans before they were made; he would have continued happy had he simply dest... J.I. PACKER The commendable efforts of preachers to Europe is that: People were taught that they were created by... SUNDAY ADELAJA I believe in those whom I love and trust. All else is foolishness. This god is as empty as his churc... JOHN CONNOLLY Feast of St. Athanasius, Bishop of Alexandria, Teacher, 373 Human and human-minded as men were, t... ST. ATHANASIUS All the idols made by man, however terrifying they may be, are in point of fact subordinate to him, ... SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR All the idols made by man, however terrifying they may be, are in point of fact subordinate to him, ... SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR In the past, he had never questioned the fact that he was a prince; like the fact that he was the ch... NAHOKO UEHASHI So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without import... GEORGE ORWELL Maybe, in the final analysis, they saw me as something I wasn't and I tried to turn them into someth... AVA GARDNER And they were helped against them, and the Hagarites were delivered into their hand, and all that we... BIBLE Everybody that was there, it seemed like they cheered up, ... They wanted his autograph. CHARLIE LEWIS His dying seemed to give total strangers a sense of integrity they never had wanted while he was ali... KURT COBAIN But I think that because they trusted themselves and respected themselves as individuals, because th... JOHN STEINBECK For a long time he had been white smoke. He did not realize that until he left the hospital, because... LESLIE MARMON SILKO They have not forgotten the Mysteries,' she said, ‘they have found them too difficult. They want a... MARION ZIMMER BRADLEY And they knew not that Joseph understood them; for he spake unto them by an interpreter. BIBLE Those who conquer their minds are beings of renunciation and detachment. They are beings of renuncia... GURU NANAK They don't have the same cultural diversity at their school. Even though we wish they could have, th... JAMES WARD A father teaches his children that the battle is not determined by the enemy that stands around them... CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH For God is my witness that I neither preached, affirmed, nor defended them, though they say that I d... JAN HUS You see, people in the depressive position are often stigmatised as ‘failures' or ‘losers'. Of c... NEEL BURTON I'm not preaching. It's just a beautiful song I figured a lot of people could relate to whether they... CARRIE UNDERWOOD His father in law, who was as old as the century, had just retired and was living in a country house... HARRY MULISCH 'I realize they say we are 'wacko' and 'out there, but we are the most rational of a... BRIGITTE BOISSELIER We had been with the men, we had let them do what they wanted. But they would never know the parts o... EMMA CLINE Master said, God had given men reason, by which they could find out things for themselves; but He ga... ANNA SEWELL They had wooden decks and tar between their joints. God they were beautiful. There's a mystique abou... CHRISTOPHER HARAME The deadline is set and they think I am their pet. SANTOSH KALWAR These kids are amazing. They could have easily said what's the use and no one would have blamed them... CAROLYN PHILLIPS To value riches is not to be covetous. They are the gift of God, and, like every gift of his, good i... H. L. WAYLAND Most women had the one thing in common: they had great pain when they gave birth to their children. ... BETTY SMITH The major job was getting people to understand that they had something within their power that they ... ELLA BAKER The Father and His Sons
A father had a family of sons who were perpetually quarreling among themselv... AESOP The Awakening Land" p628 A strange, uneasy feeling ran over him. If he had been wrong about his moth... CONRAD RICHTER Stories come alive in the telling. Without a human voice to read them aloud, or a pair of wide eyes ... JOHN CONNOLLY And I may not omit here a special work of God's providence. There was a proud and very profane young... WILLIAM BRADFORD I adore Bette Davis and Vivien Leigh, but more because they were good actresses. That's what mak... IMELDA STAUNTON We must be ready to allow ourselves to be interrupted by God... It is a strange fact that Christians... BRENNAN MANNING He could sense in her the same spirit that ran in his veins. They were people with independent minds... MAHENDRA JAKHAR They were normal everyday people. I was humbled by their strength, even though probably none of them... HANNAH TURNER It was a heart-to-heart talk where he was feeling very badly that two of his friends had been accuse... JOSEPH TOWLE One of the most gracious dispensations of God concerning His saints is their lovely unawareness of s... W.E. (WILLIAM EDWIN) SANGSTER It was something they could share with us about their cultures and it was easy for them to share. It... ELIZABETH FIMBRES All great truths are simple in final analysis, and easily understood; if they are not, they are not ... NAPOLEON HILL And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, / Son of man, these men have set up their idols in th... BIBLE The smallest things become great when God requires them of us; they are small only in themselves; th... FRANÇOIS FÉNELON Marty Dillinger and James Rucker -- the two of them knew they wanted to beat their personal-best tim... JULIE WILLIS It wasn't like moving to Ohio. Even though they were grown, I think they had a difficult time. But i... EILEEN MCLANE Before she came ill, David's mother would often tell him that stories were alive. They weren't alive... JOHN CONNOLLY There have been cases where, through physical injury, people have had the emotional center of the br... ADAM KING Women were glad when he came into their lives. It was not boasting. Women smiled for him; even when ... ROBERT JORDAN To value riches is not to be covetous. They are the gift of God, and, like every gift of his, good i... H. L. WAYLAND Human beings -- human children especially -- seldom deny themselves the pleasure of exercising a pow... CHARLOTTE BRONTë Many people not only lose the benefit, but are even the worse for their mortifications [i.e., sacrif... WILLIAM LAW The others cast themselves down upon the fragrant grass, but Frodo stood awhile still lost in wonder... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Of Adam and Eve: They had what they wanted. That they did not like it when they got it does not alte... CHARLES WILLIAMS None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are. But you can't teach people ... DOROTHY L. SAYERS I realized that people had an unreal image of me, that somehow I was a god on Mount Olympus. I decid... SONIA SOTOMAYOR He would talk to them of stories and books, and explain to them how stories wanted to be told and bo... JOHN CONNOLLY I dated all these girls and ended up not liking them and thought to myself, 'What was it that al... WALE The cool thing about Haskins is that he was basically colorblind. He never understood why white play... JOSH LUCAS The cool thing about Haskins is that he was basically colorblind. He never understood why white play... JOSH LUCAS God sent his Singers upon earth
With songs of sadness and of mirth,
That they might touch the ... HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Last was man. One by one God judged them all; Those who were his He saved for his pleasure, Th... JONAS PEREZ
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JOAN RIVERS A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a... JOAN RIVERS My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. JOAN RIVERS There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. JOAN RIVERS Can we talk? JOAN RIVERS I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all... JOAN RIVERS My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. JOAN RIVERS I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. JOAN RIVERS My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid f... JOAN RIVERS I think if I wasn't a musician, I would be a high-school band director or orchestra director. I ... RIVERS CUOMO I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. JOAN RIVERS I meditate an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening. Once a year I go away for a long retre... RIVERS CUOMO I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds ... JOAN RIVERS I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full th... JOAN RIVERS Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I... JOAN RIVERS Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and ... JOAN RIVERS The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. JOAN RIVERS Even at your best, the creative moments are still kind of fleeting. RIVERS CUOMO Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. JOAN RIVERS I have some good books of Bach keyboard music transcribed for guitar, and there's always a nylon... RIVERS CUOMO We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes. MICKEY RIVERS I decided to try celibacy because I heard it would help the meditation, and I tried meditation becau... RIVERS CUOMO When I was 15 and dreaming about being a rock star... I thought the whole point of it was to get chi... RIVERS CUOMO Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore. JOAN RIVERS Cat Stevens' music, voice, and energy made me feel so secure. He sounded different from some of ... RIVERS CUOMO I always like balance. If I'm playing rock music all the time, chances are I'll start cravin... RIVERS CUOMO I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to e... JOAN RIVERS