Nobody should hit .200. Anybody should hit .250.

Nobody should mistreat anybody. Homosexuals should not be mistreated. Heterosexuals should not be mistreated. Bisexuals should not be mistreated.

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works.

You don't have to hit anybody on the head to be sexy.

Nobody's going to force me to do something against my will. What do I owe anybody that I should submit my will to them?

It's not hard. When I'm not hitting, I don't hit nobody. But when I'm hitting, I hit anybody.