No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A mans face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

The gods bestowed on Max the gift of perpetual old age.