Bill Engvall
Related GERMANY KENT “You can’t do what You ONLY never tried to do.” MAGED MAHROUS ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends. ~WALT DISNEY What you do, say, and have reveal who you are. LORRIN L. LEE VAN MORRISON Do you want to screw me, yes or no?' [Kill Bill, Vol. 1] CHIAKI KURIYAMA One often has to do what they have to do in order to do what they want to do; however if you only do... C. MOORER There's only so much throwing you can do. You don't want to kill them. DICK WHITTEN A motto of many politicians, public servants and money bags: Ask not 'What can I do for you?' but 'W... H.M. FORESTER Don’t waste your time trying to impress others to satisfy their ego. do what you love & love what ... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA In a theater you have that many more seats, so that many more people, and they are feeding you, tell... BEA ARTHUR What the entertainment industry can do is tempt you into making stupid mistakes, but the only tool t... PAUL SCHNEIDER No matter what job you do, we all have a much different life than our parents had. My parents' g... KATE WALSH TED NELSON It never seemed fair that just when you're old enough to do anything you want, you can't. You have t... TERRI FARLEY BILLIE HOLIDAY LISA KLEYPAS A boy once asked money a question,How can I be rich? Then money replied,until you do what you don't ... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for... EDGAR BERGEN They say dragons never truly die. No matter how many times you kill them. SUZANNE G. ROGERS MARSHA SINETAR GERMANY KENT ASHLEY SMITH SHIRO AMANO ARSENE WENGER Happiness is not about what you do, it's about how you do what you do. ROEL VAN SLEEUWEN For myself, personally, I am never really aware of timing or anything because I am passionate about ... COLM WILKINSON I have so many friends who have no idea what they want to do. They are out of college and working, b... KATE MARA Once you've suspended the gas tax, that means you have no money to fix roads, build bridges to do ma... BARRY RASCOVAR ERIC DAVIS VINCENT CASSEL BILL BRYSON Good children do taste better, but there are so few of them. If you can be satisfied with naughty ch... DAVID DEMCHUK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ZOE SUGG MARGARET YOUNG If we could only clone her, we'd be winners forever. It makes you shake your head about how she can ... JULIE FOUDY ROB LOWE And so a person can never promise to love someone forever because you never know what might come up,... ANITA SHREVE MARKELLE GRABO You can only do what you can do, and then it's up to the judges. ERIC PEATROSS I Don't Like What I Do, I Love What I Do! JOHN PETERS STEPHENIE MEYER D.H. LAWRENCE Don't get so flattered. The only reason I follow you so closely is to never do what you are doing an... EVERSKEPTIC What you do will project you SOTONYE ANGA MUHTAR KENT SOJOURNER TRUTH JULIANNA MARGULIES DARWIN P. KINGSLEY If you only do what you know you can do- you never do very much. TOM KRAUSE For younger students, parents should spend time reading to them and listening to them read, then ask... BARBARA HARVEY Theres no secret to success at Mount Union. You recruit them, you prepare them and then you go out a... DON MONTGOMERY ANTHONY HOROWITZ RALPH WALDO EMERSON MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA [A victory could] mean a lot of things. It can mean we beat the No. 1 team in the country. It can me... D.J. OWENS JOHN BURROUGHS DIZZY DEAN I have girls sitting on the bench watching them cut through the lane. Then they go out and do the sa... GREG WILT It's fun being Bill Engvall. BILL ENGVALL DAVID RUBENSTEIN Some business coaches may disagree with me, but I wholeheartedly teach my community to start busines... KEVIN J. DONALDSON FREDERICK SMITH MARC ANTHONY TERRY GOODKIND OSMAN RASHID I do like my breasts. They're great, so much fun. You can do what you like with them. DENISE VAN OUTEN TOM HIDDLESTON CASSANDRA CLARE CHRIS CRUTCHER MAYA ANGELOU CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE Stop waiting for what you want, and start working what you have. This can turn your greatest frustra... STEVEN FURTICK Labels fund things and have resources for you to use. But just because you sign doesn't mean you... GABRIELLE APLIN TONI BRAXTON ADAM DRIVER When people come to me saying they want to kill themselves, I tell them, “What’s your rush? You ... EMIL M. CIORAN MICHAEL SPECTER MAYA ANGELOU DEYTH BANGER STEVE MARABOLI ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY MARIO PUZO MARGARET YOUNG Many people go through life with no indication of how to be a parent other than what they saw their ... DR. BERT BURRASTON ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY No matter what do you have, it matters only what you can achieve out of it. ASIF SAJJAD JAMES CORDEN How do you make people do the best work? You make them feel comfortable, so you can feel comfortable... ROBERT KNEPPER NEIL PATRICK HARRIS My philosophy has always been, 'do what you love and the money will follow.' AMY WEBER SHANNON L. ALDER Now you must take money quickly, or there will be many companies saying they do the same thing. You ... ANN WINBLAD MARY J. BLIGE Money - I do need you. I never never hunger for you, but ! KAZERONNIE MAK You can only do what you can no matter how you try. KōBō ABE Just do what you love. This is what I am doing. ANGELIQUE KERBER MELINA MARCHETTA
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There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United State... BILL ENGVALL If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody. BILL ENGVALL I'm a blue collar guy. BILL ENGVALL When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but ... BILL ENGVALL I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - tha... BILL ENGVALL I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you f... BILL ENGVALL I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too. BILL ENGVALL Jeff Foxworthy Show. BILL ENGVALL Blue Collar TV BILL ENGVALL When you're doing stand-up, you achieve an intimacy with the audience you can't get on TV. There's n... BILL ENGVALL I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them fi... BILL ENGVALL It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm stil... BILL ENGVALL Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.' BILL ENGVALL If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice... BILL ENGVALL I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't... BILL ENGVALL I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.' BILL ENGVALL It's fun being Bill Engvall. BILL ENGVALL I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time. BILL ENGVALL I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes. BILL ENGVALL There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it. BILL ENGVALL What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area. BILL ENGVALL I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I ... BILL ENGVALL I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out. BILL ENGVALL People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in. BILL ENGVALL I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you. BILL ENGVALL If you lived next door to me and didn't know what I did, you wouldn't know I was a celebrity... BILL ENGVALL My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have th... BILL ENGVALL I've really got no complaints. BILL ENGVALL I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I... BILL ENGVALL To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love... BILL ENGVALL BILL MAHER BILL MURRAY President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a ... BILL O'REILLY Since the time of St. Jerome, it was mandatory for any kind of scholar or thinker to spend time out ... 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That is... BILL PASCRELL BILL BRYSON Under many current state laws, minors who have been victims of trafficking are charged as criminals ... BILL FLORES BILL COSBY BILL WATTERSON BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL COSBY BILL GOLDBERG I have realized over time that I missed the mark with HyperCard. I grew up in a box-centric culture ... BILL ATKINSON BILL GOLDBERG BILL MURRAY BILL HICKS BILL BURR BILL GATES BILL COPELAND BILL COSBY BILL TOOMEY Someday, somehow, the leadership of Planned Parenthood will have to answer for their callous disrega... BILL FLORES BILL MURRAY Words are the children of reason and, therefore, can't explain it. They really can't transla... BILL EVANS BILL MUMY I just became one with my browser software. BILL GRIFFITH No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no ma... BILL PARCELLS BILL GATES BILL BRYSON BILL MAHER William Andrews Clark was caught in a bribery scandal during a campaign for the U.S. Senate - he was... BILL DEDMAN The International Brigades and the British volunteers were, numerically, only a small part of the Re... BILL ALEXANDER The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports ... BILL ALEXANDER Being a broadcaster encompasses the business of sport, which is my life today, and it encompasses th... BILL WALTON Chick Hearn was my favorite broadcaster ever - he's the one who taught me to think basketball, h... BILL WALTON The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people t... BILL WALTON Good writing is clear thinking made visible. 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BILL DEDMAN BILL GROSS Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me... BILL DEDMAN The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody... BILL SIMMONS BILL MAHER Brand names are well known to business school professors, but only one professor is a brand name her... BILL DEDMAN BILL COSBY Leadership is an active role; 'lead' is a verb. But the leader who tries to do it all is hea... BILL OWENS Our first responsibility is to protect the American people and we cannot put on blinders to expect t... BILL SHUSTER I just try to do the best job I possibly can - put the blinders on, go to work and be the best you c... BILL PARCELLS Gordon Ramsay grew up in a tourist town, Stratford-Upon-Avon, but in a part tourists don't visit... BILL BUFORD BILL GATES BILL MONROE A good hitting instructor is able to mold his teaching to the individual. If a guy stands on his hea... BILL ROBINSON Jason McDermott's political career, however bogus, appears to have had an early and promising st... BILL DEDMAN All my memories of being in Las Vegas with Bobby were great. Frank Sinatra brought us to the Sands H... BILL MEDLEY No matter how good you get, there's always something further out there. BILL WALTON BILL NYE BILL GOLDBERG
Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ... 
You have what others don't have. This is good news which means you can do what others can't do! You ... 
If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it. 
So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Data... 
Dope never helped anybody sing better or play music better or do anything better. All dope can do fo... 
I'm not good enough for you. But no one is. And most men, good or bad, have limits to what they woul... 
Do what you love and the money will follow. 
If I can say no to somebody that has a gun in my face, then I'll never do them again. And not only w... 
Being able to do what you wish is the best thing in the world! 
If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all. 
People spend time worrying about things they think they have to have and lose perception of what the... 
I spent a lot of time in boarding school. This is something I will never do to my kids. I think if y... 
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems a... 
Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them? 
We all have one life and we can choose how we want to live it. It's important you realize that, no m... 
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards, they try to have more things or more money in or... 
I have a friend who is very successful in business, and his motto is, 'Don't do what you can... 
Ah, Zora, you are so naive," the fire fairy said with a hearty chuckle. "You have no idea what happe... 
When you can live forever what do you live for? 
But that is how men are! Ungrateful and never satisfied. When you don't have them they hate you beca... 
Coca-Cola is the only business in the world where no matter which country or town or village you are... 
Oh God, you know I have no money, but you can make the people do for me, and you must make the peopl... 
Do what you love doing. 
You have powers you never dreamed of. You can do things you never thought you could do. there are no... 
said. “Who are you? Was my uncle working for you? Did you kill him?” “So many questions,” Cr... 
Do the thing and you will have the power. 
It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy ever... 
If you think you can do it, you can. 
It ain't bragging if you can do it. 
You can only do three things with your money. You can spend it. You can invest it. Or you can give i... 
If you keep working at it, in the last analysis, you win. They've got to kill us a hundred times. Al... 
If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. 
If you want to be a slave in life, then continue going around asking others to do for you. They will... 
Parents are telling other parents that you can save a lot of money renting. Forever they've been... 
Never, ever, let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Prove the cynics wrong. Pity them for th... 
Do you think it's possible to do something so bad, even if you didn't mean to do it, that you can ne... 
Experience is the only teacher,” Hey-Soos says. “Even if I could have told you, it would have be... 
You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, p... 
So what else have they said you can’t do and how many of those have you believed? 
To do what you love can sometimes be stressful. 
I was an infantry Marine, and there are only so many things you can do when you get out of the milit... 
Why do people refuse to vaccinate their children against measles or whooping cough? In many cases, b... 
You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead ... 
And what do they want!? 
Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity and fear of others. Never decide to do nothing just beca... 
Grown-ups love figures. When you tell them that you have made a new friend, they never ask you any q... 
There are things that have to be done and you do them and you never talk about them. You don't try t... 
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards: they try to have
more things, or more money, in ... 
I was a happy man, never working. Sometimes I saw days with no money to eat. It was not so difficult... 
The one thing you've gotta do is that you need to always do the best you can do, no matter what ... 
The voiceover thing is very selfless. You go in there and they've hired you for your voice, but ... 
There comes a time in your life when you can no longer put off choosing. You have to choose one path... 
No one intimidates me because I'm not trying to do what you do, because I can't do what you ... 
You can't think for other people. Nor can you feel for them or be them. They have to do that for the... 
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno... 
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri... 
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. 
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that... 
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. 
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. 
Keep your word. Honor commitments, and they will double back to honor you. 
Historically, privacy was almost implicit, because it was hard to find and gather information. But i... 
Go empower yourself. You need confidence because the one thing that bullying does is it belittles yo... 
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what&... 
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. 
Anytime I get down to Miami, it's a wonderful thing. 
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time. 
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you'... 
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, b... 
A buddy will keep you honest and add a dimension of fun to your workout. 
I bugged my mom and dad to 'get me inside the television set' when I was about four years ol... 
People in the West like to shoot things. When they first got to the West they shot buffalo. Once the... 
I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled. 
I have an addiction to caffeine. 
Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'... 
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli... 
Bluegrass is wonderful music. I'm glad I originated it. 
Television isn't inherently good or bad. You go to a bookstore, there are how many thousands of ... 
I think when Kevin Nash put himself on the booking committee and then gave me my first loss, that wa... 