No one likes it, apart from blind people, and I'm sure even they can sense it's profound ugliness as it passes by.

You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.

Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.

A bad hair cut is two people's shame

Tresses, that wear Jewels, but to declare How much themselves more precious are.

It got to a point where I had to get a hair-cut or a violin