No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

This place certainly reeks of hospitality and good cheer, or maybe it's this cheese.

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

HARLOW: "I was reading a book the other day . . . the guy said machinery is going to take the place of every profession."/ DRESSLER: "Oh, my dear, that's something you'll never have to worry about."

One day when he was eating a cookie he offered me a bite. Don't underestimate that. The poor guy's so frightened of germs, it could darn near have been a proposal.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.