No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.".

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.