No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.

No good Indian but a dead Indian

The ones that are calling me, the tax deduction doesn't really matter to them. You can't really judge just by one year. You can't judge people's goodness of heart by numbers.

Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

A miss is as good as a mile