No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
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This is his first punishment, that by the verdict of his own heart no guilty man is acquitted.
JUVENAL A coward's heart is no prize, but the man of valor deserves his shining helmet.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER No man can ever be greater than his loftiest thoughts.
SOURCE UNKNOWN We seek no congressional punishment for a man who chose to cheat on his wife, ... for a president wh...
JAMES ROGAN The worst punishment of all is, that in the court of his own
conscience no guilty man is acquitted.
UNKNOWN No man deserves a woman like that. He mortgages his very soul to win her and spends his life paying ...
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LARRY WILMORE The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel'd to heaven is no artist.
WILLIAM BLAKE The man who has a conscience suffers whilst acknowledging his sin. That is his punishment.
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY This criminal deserves the death penalty, the highest punishment, Execution, execution, we demand ex...
ABDUL HAKIM Only nature knows how to justly proportion to the fault the punishment it deserves.
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY This criminal deserves the death penalty, the highest punishment, Execution, execution, we demand ex...
ABDUL AZIZ HAKIM Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.
GEORGE SAND No man deserves to be praised for his goodness, who has it not in his power to be wicked. Goodness w...
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel'd to heaven is no artist.
WILLIAM BLAKE At the end of his pacification program, 7 1/2 million Indians were dead. He deserves no holiday, and...
GLENN MORRIS A man act according to his thoughts.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Of course you don't deserve her. No man deserves a woman like that. He mortgages his very soul to wi...
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APURVA GAGLANI He deserves every punishment he gets. The guy's 81 years old, so he's probably not going to make it ...
LAWRENCE BOCHKIS I believed that no man in this world deserves me until I met you.
LUFFINA LOURDURAJ My self esteem is so high that I feel that no man deserves me!
PATTY MEDINA A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
PAUL AMBROISE VALERY A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
PAUL VALERY Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts.
CHARLES MAURICE DE TALLEYRAND Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts.
CHARLES M. DE TALLEYRAND The true punishment for the dishonest man is not that he is not trusted, but that he can trust no on...
SEAN RODDEN This was an unbelievable tragedy for the entire family... his grief is immeasurable. There is no gre...
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SHEILA NEVINS Speech has been given to man to disguise his thoughts.
CHARLES-MAURICE DE TALLEYRAND A man becomes unrighteous just because of his unholy thoughts but graduates to become a wicked by br...
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ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL There is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions to the laws, would no...
MICHEL EYQUEM DE MONTAIGNE There is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions to the laws, would not...
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CARLOS CASTANEDA It is a truism of American politics that no man who can win an election deserves to.
TREVANIAN He that hath no cross deserves no crown.
FRANCIS QUARLES I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thou...
H.P. LOVECRAFT Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts.
JOSE SARAMAGO Dennis works his butt off. There's no one that deserves the title more than him.
BOB BERCEAU The president deserves someone who can block for his policies.
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MIKE MARTZ The moment a man sets his thoughts down on paper, however secretly, he is in a sense writing for pub...
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JOSEPH BRYANT (THAYENDANEGEA OF THE MOHAWK TRIBE) A man can only rise, conquer, and achieve by lifting up his thoughts.
JAMES ALLEN Man represents us, legislates for us, and now holds himself accountable for us! How kind in him, an...
AMELIA JENKS BLOOMER Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an uncomfortable bed,...
SENECA A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.
HENRY WARD BEECHER One man meets an infamous punishment for that crime which confers a diadem on others.
JUVENAL Now the commissioner, on his own, is announcing a new punishment, and that would be an additional pu...
GERALD LEFCOURT A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.
MAHATMA GANDHI A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.
MAHATMA GANDHI Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life
for his friends.
BIBLE Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
ANONYMOUS Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
BIBLE No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
E. W. HOWE No man can mortgage his injustice as a pawn for his fidelity.
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HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW The Laws of Nature are just, but terrible. There is no weak mercy in them. Cause and consequence are...
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) To be weak, and to know it, is something of a punishment for a proud man.
THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.
DONALD FOSTER No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar
WOODROW T. WILSON No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.
DON FOSTER Man was given a tongue with which to speak and words to hide his thoughts.
HUNGARIAN PROVERB “A man should be rich in thoughts, let his words amaze the world.” – Shahwan SETHI
MUHAMMAD SHAHWAN TARIQ No man is responsible for his father. That was entirely his mother's affair.
MARGARET TURNBULL There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA The punishment a person usually gets for being ahead of his time is suffering.
APURVA GAGLANI Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.
MAYA ANGELOU "A man who changes his thoughts can change his life; a man who changes his life can change the lives...
TAMARA N. GREEN Everyone thinks that his own thoughts are best but finds no inspiration.
VIKRANT PARSAI An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his th...
ALAN SIMPSON An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his th...
ALAN K. SIMPSON Only man clogs his happiness with care, destroying what is, with thoughts of what may be.
JOHN DRYDEN A man has always to be busy with his thoughts if anything is to be accomplished.
ANTONIE VAN LEEUWENHOEK Man was given a tongue with which to
speak and words to hide his thoughts.
HUNGARIAN PROVERB Sometimes...fear does not subside and...one must choose to do it afraid.
ELIZABETH ELLIOTT If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more, and become more, you are a leader...
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS A strong woman knows she has strength enough for the journey, but a woman of strength knows that it ...
LUKE EASTER Allen deserves capital punishment because he was already serving a life sentence for murder when he ...
WARD CAMPBELL Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
W. R. [WILLIAM RALPH] INGE Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for a...
W. R. INGE A traitor deserves no mercy.
PC GODIYAL "PARCHET" The punishment of criminals should be of use; when a man is hanged he is good for nothing
VOLTAIRE There is absolutely no discussion of punishment for the moment in the French approach.
FRANCOIS GERE Of course some people in the Arab world don't agree. They say he was bad before and he stays bad. Bu...
DR. MOHAMED KADRY If any man wishes to write a clear style, let him first be clear in his thoughts.
JOHANN VON GOETHE Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN If any man wishes to write a clear style, let him first be clear in his thoughts.
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