No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!

Couldn't start the morning without caffeine.

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.

I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter,” I informed him.

I've been a pharmacist for 40 years now, and Monday morning I didn't want to come to work because I knew what would await me. Basically, we've got a travesty on our hands.