No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.


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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
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The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contac...
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
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The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible...
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Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good han...
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll b...
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will d...
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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping you...
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Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.
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Strange is our situation here upon earth. Each of us comes for a short visit, not knowing why, yet s...
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It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living, by its purely physical effect on the human tempe...
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Our task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living cre...
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You never fail until you stop trying.
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The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the p...
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Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of th...
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We experience ourselves our thoughts and feelings as something separate from the rest. A kind of opt...
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I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than know...
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Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
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When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy h...
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Out of clutter, find simplicity.
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
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Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
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I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
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The most important human endeavor is the striving for morality in our actions. Our inner balance and...
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Force always attracts men of low morality, and I believe it to be an invariable rule that tyrants of...
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Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count.
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It stands to the everlasting credit of science that by acting on the human mind it has overcome man'...
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The future is an unknown, but a somewhat predictable unknown. To look to the future we must first lo...
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The opinion prevailed among advanced minds that it was time that belief should be replaced increasin...
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